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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 12, 2008 22:52:22 GMT -5
(Glances at J.T.'s file for the revision of 'Spirited Beginnings')
"Cheerfully Sociopathic". Seems like Amanda's discription is dead on.
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Post by BloodAngel on Nov 13, 2008 3:10:46 GMT -5
Yup! That's me!
...Now, to go have Kurama walk into a bamboo grove and FREAK. THE. F*UCK. OUT. *walks away laughing manicially*
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Post by BloodAngel on Nov 13, 2008 8:16:24 GMT -5
Sign needed at Highway 2: 'No manners, no service, you are not entitled to anything'.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 13, 2008 17:21:57 GMT -5
Mm.
My favorite place to eat has a sign like that. Their's is "If you're grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10.00 charge for putting up with you."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 14, 2008 4:10:33 GMT -5
"Please excuse me while I laugh manaically and plot your eventual - and yes, very painful - demise," J.T. commented before he broke into a laugh that sent shivers up the original Rangers' spines as he walked away.
Jason stared after him, "He's psychotic!"
"No, he's J.T. - there is a difference, however slight. But I can see how you'd get confused," Jessica said with a smile.
The first Red Ranger turned to look at Zack, "She's supposed to be his girlfriend?"
"No supposed to be to it, she is his girlfriend, Jase, but he'd also be the first person to describe himself as a... I think he said he was a 'Psychotic Son-of-a-Sadistic-Bitch'."
"...This whole town is insane."
Justin exchanged looks with Yolanda, Daniel with Amanda, and Jessica just shook her head quietly, then they all burst out laughing.
"Well, duh," the current Yellow Ranger summed up.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 14, 2008 4:16:20 GMT -5
"You know, these recordings of the David Ogden Stiers-wannabe would be a lot funnier if he talked like Yoda. 'Protect you, The Power may.' 'To the Command Center, Rangers, at once report.' 'Attacking Angel Grove, a monster is.'"
(I'd just like to note for the record, I have no clue where that came from..."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 14, 2008 15:01:04 GMT -5
The minute she walked into the store and saw J.T. wearing a t-shirt with a slogan on it and Justin with a beret and glasses, she knew it was going to be a long day.
"Amanda, would you mind helping us with an experiment?"
"Goddess... Do I want to know what that tv show has inspired you two to do now?"
"Well," J.T. said, glancing over at Justin, "Actually it's more Monty Python - we wanted to weigh you against a duck."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 19, 2008 2:28:40 GMT -5
"...Do ye realize what you lot just interrupted! Do ye? I had candlelight! Music! Grandmother's silverware! Wine from Australia... a good, old, EXPENSIVE MERLOT!"
"Fancy dinner?" Amanda felt compelled to ask of her sister Ranger as the latter's boyfriend rampaged through the monsters.
"Worse than that - I think he was trying to propose."
"No fair! You get candlelight and wine, I got a burned out store and a floor covered in ashes."
"You forget the 'after a life-or-death battle with a former crush turned vicious rival' part."
"You know what? I hate you both."
"And yet... we both know that you'll ask us to babysit when VJ finally comes along."
(Worth noting, Amanda's NOT pregnant in this scene, but rather Jessica is referring to the concept of what Amanda and Daniel might name a child in the future.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 19, 2008 21:20:06 GMT -5
As she walked back to her counter, Amanda's eyebrow was twitching and her fist was clenched.
"Excuse me a moment, Jessica," she said, digging in one of her drawers.
The other young woman watched with a mixture of curiosity and amusement as her teammate slammed a pad of paper onto the counter and threw the cap to her pen across the store before starting to write furiously. Finally, the strawberry-blond tore the sheet she had written on off the pad and grabbed a roll of tape, stormed to the wall and taped it up.
"THERE! Maybe NOW people will get the damn hint!"
Jessica looked at the new sign for a moment, tilted her head, looked at it some more, then finally spoke, "'Anyone found hitting on married, engaged or otherwise taken employees will be shot, stabbed, burned, drowned, beaten, eaten and banned from the premises.' ...You forgot castrated."
"I didn't want to limit it to men - that tramp tries hitting on Daniel again and I'll turn her into a banana..."
Jessica raised an eyebrow.
"Okay, so I might not be able to turn her into a banana - but I'll think of something!"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 20, 2008 22:19:49 GMT -5
"Do you have anything that isn't dangerous?"
"Mm... ham sandwich."
Jon shook his head at the other Ranger, "Cass Elliott."
"Mm... then no."
"You're a menace."
"To the living and the dead," J.T. added proudly.
(Yes, I KNOW Mama Cass died from a heart attack, not the ham sandwich.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 20, 2008 22:20:33 GMT -5
"I am the dragon's fire burning bright, I am the hungry wolf howling into the night, I am the fury of the gathering storm, I am your worst nightmares given form... and there's nothing you can do about it."
"Idiot! What have we told you about the stupid intros?"
"Hey, just because I prefer to offend with substance doesn't mean I can't do it with style!"
"You're just offensive, Black."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 20, 2008 22:20:48 GMT -5
"And I thought I was an Evil, Sadistic Bastard."
"Johnnie, you're not an Evil, Sadistic Bastard. More like a Chaotic, Sadistic Bastard."
"Thanks, love.... I think."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 20, 2008 22:22:19 GMT -5
"Dumbarse! Second rule of horror movies, Zack!"
The current Black Ranger's statement hit the former full force, "Oh, crap. 'Never solve puzzles, read books, or break anything.'"
"And you just read a damn book! In a magical nexus!"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 20, 2008 22:22:48 GMT -5
"I'm going to hunt down and kill a fanfic writer, anyone want to join me?"
"Tank Cop?"
"Shinji?"
"Worse," J.T. answered, turning his laptop around so that the others could see the horror on the screen.
"Oh, dear Goddess!"
"Jesus Christ!"
"What the HELL!?"
J.T. turned it back around before anyone could take their anger and disgust out on his computer, "Like I said - seek and destroy, extreme prejudice... maybe even get really vicious and have Andrew and Mr. Collins release the lawyers..."
The Black Ranger shuddered, knowing that he'd be unable to sleep for days after this, "Me/Jon is NOT an OTP, people.... UGH..."
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Post by BloodAngel on Nov 21, 2008 6:26:01 GMT -5
...Is... is there fanfic of us already?
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