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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 8, 2008 17:03:56 GMT -5
"Hmph, don't be Bolshevik."
"Can someone here translate 'Idiot' for me?"
"He said 'Don't rush.' Bolshevik, Russian, 'Don't be rushing'?"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 8, 2008 17:04:50 GMT -5
"S-sure thing, Black, anything you s-say..."
"Why did he call you 'Black'?"
"Because of the black clothes I wear?"
"But what about when you don't wear black?"
"...I... usually wear black."
(Or for a different color)
"So you're not going to do it, Yellow?"
"Aren't you upset?"
"Why?"
"He just called you 'Yellow', a coward!"
"Honey, he called me yellow because I WEAR yellow."
"But you're not wearing yellow."
"I usually wear it."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 8, 2008 17:05:48 GMT -5
(From the Season Finale...)
"You're in luck - we've got a special running this week; Fourteen Rangers for the price of Six."
"Make that fifteen," Jon corrected, jumping off a building to land among them, "They've really just pissed me off, I don't like being used... and damn, there's a lot of blue-boys here, aren't there?"
Billy, Daniel, Ethan and Justin S. all leveled glares at the new arrival.
"Nice try, boys, but it doesn't match it when Blondie-Bear and the Moron tag-team glare."
As if on command, J.T. and Amanda both turned to add their own glares to the mix.
"Ah, that's the one."
"I'd threaten to beat you senseless, but I think it's too late."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 8, 2008 17:06:18 GMT -5
"Psychology just happens to be one of my favorite hobbies - everything can be traced back to it."
"And what does Psychology say about dressing in spandex and going around beating people up."
"That it stems from repressed sexual urges and parent issues."
"Sidney Freedman, you're not."
"Hey, I've always said that if you're gonna get psychoanalyzed, you might as well have a psycho do the analyzing."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 15, 2008 18:27:23 GMT -5
"Douse the bugs with gasoline, light a match and watch them scream... can ants scream?"
"I don't think they have vocal cords.... but then, Pinchers aren't your normal ants."
"I believe this requires further research - let's take this fight over to the Shell station!"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 15, 2008 18:28:16 GMT -5
"Those fluff-fics you read have gone straight to your brain, J.T. - I don't think Avani is planning to flirt with me."
"Neither do I, Bruce Wayne, I think she got the flirting out of her system with the Red Ranger... I think she's planning on seducing you, Gibb."
"If you're thinking of us and the Rangers as seperate beings, you've got problems."
"Yeah, I got problems. Lots of problems. Right now one of those problems is that you're trying to change the subject from the fact that our resident Druid is actively plotting to have you till her fields."
"You have all the subtlety and refinement of a tactical nuke."
"I... am a Force of Nature, Knight-boy."
"Behave or I'm telling Jessica."
"Go ahead, she's running the board on this one."
"I'm sure that's against the Code somehow."
"'Use the Power for good', 'Keep your identities secret', 'Never escalate a fight'... Between us all, we've blown those out of the water, so even if it was, would it matter?"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 15, 2008 18:28:35 GMT -5
"First Danny's gaming group, then the boss-man, the cop, and now Scenic's own Lois Lane-wannabe - what? Do you just need five bucks and a favorite color to become a Ranger now?"
"Shut up, Maxwell."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 15, 2008 18:30:38 GMT -5
"I liked it better when you were on the other side - you had better traps."
"I know. If this was any more obvious it would be ten feet tall with pink spots and weigh three tons... You know we're going to have to spring it anyway, right?"
"Yeah, but let's try and catch the other guy in it, huh?"
"Always the best option."
"Hey, Obi-Wan, Anakin, do we need to get you two lightsabers and robes?"
"Only if the robes are silk."
"Lightsabers would be nice though."
"I liked it better when you were trying to kill each other. It was easier on my sanity."
"Sanity? This is SCENIC!"
"I don't think that reference means what you think it means."
"Inconceivable."
"And now the floodgates open and it's going to be 'You killed my father' and 'To the pain' for the rest of the fight."
"Not the rest of the fight."
"Only until we start in on Holy Grail."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 15, 2008 18:32:01 GMT -5
"Tomboy."
"Jackass."
"Cheerleader."
"Bibliophile."
"Oo, using big words are we?"
"Hey! Stop flirting and start fighting!"
"We're married, Justin... We can do both."
"You and Earth-girl should try it sometime."
(J.T.: I'd just like to note that Jessica's last line was all her idea.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 15, 2008 18:33:11 GMT -5
"Hello, whoever this is is going to die..."
"Jessica? I must have dialed the wrong number, I was trying to call J.T."
"Zachary Taylor... you did call J.T."
"But you answer... oh. Shit."
"Yes."
"Nevermind... I can handle it... uh, sorry? I didn't know? I'll call back later? Uh...."
"You... should hang up now."
"...Right. Bye."
(J.T.: And I'd also like to note that this one was ALL Jessica's doing.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 2, 2009 23:03:37 GMT -5
"Advanced Technology from dozens of worlds... and I'd trade it all in for ONE DAMN SONIC SCREWDRIVER!"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 2, 2009 23:04:52 GMT -5
"For crazy families... Skywalkers, Saotomes and Magnuses top the list."
"Aw, we only come in third?"
"When you have an ancient Chinese curse that makes you an aquatransexual, or were conceived by a mystical energy, then you might have them beat, but until then..."
"But my great-great-however many times-grandfather was a time-traveling clone, that ought to count for something!"
"It does. Third place."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 2, 2009 23:05:54 GMT -5
"Converge on opposition..."
"...And eliminate same!"
"Those two... scare me."
"Scare you? You don't have to work with them anymore."
"Are you kidding? He keeps threatening to misfile where I quit."
"How do you misfile burning down the store and attacking your coworkers?"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 2, 2009 23:06:41 GMT -5
"Life is like a music video."
"Yeah, Orochimaru's 'Thriller'."
"It's Michael Jackson! Stop calling him Orochimaru!"
"Fine, but just until he gets caught using his snake summons, then you'll see I'm right."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 2, 2009 23:07:44 GMT -5
"Non-dairy creamer is pyro-phoric."
"The fact that you know that... scares me."
"With all the things about me that scare you, Danny, you must walk around in a permanent state of terror."
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