I'm not.... But if I were....

J. T./Jessica
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I'm not.... But if I were.... Jan 6, 2007 11:20:50 GMT -5

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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 6, 2007 11:20:50 GMT -5

Basically, you say something you're not, then say what would happen if you were...

For example:

I'm not nuts...
But if I were, I wouldn't be wondering why everyone's looking at me like I just said something crazy.

"This is all so... right. What if it's a dream?"
"Then we remember when we wake... Remember and find each other."

Enigma! Master of the Arcane Also known as Baiyu Dan, King of the Killer Bunnies! Posts: 7,973	I'm not.... But if I were.... Jan 7, 2007 0:27:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enigma! on Jan 7, 2007 0:27:24 GMT -5 I'm not a vengeful man, but if I were, Michael Bay would be in a hospital, unable to make any movies for a very long time.
	Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.

J. T./Jessica Arch-Mage No stronger relationship was ever formed, than that of two hearts shattered into one forged. - Anon. Posts: 12,381	I'm not.... But if I were.... Jan 9, 2007 12:20:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 9, 2007 12:20:32 GMT -5 I'm not Cloud from FF7... But if I were, I would stop moping about the dead Ancient, quit being such a damned fool, and pay attention to the living, breathing girl that wants me!
	"This is all so... right. What if it's a dream?" "Then we remember when we wake... Remember and find each other."

Enigma! Master of the Arcane Also known as Baiyu Dan, King of the Killer Bunnies! Posts: 7,973	I'm not.... But if I were.... Jan 9, 2007 12:29:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enigma! on Jan 9, 2007 12:29:12 GMT -5 I'm not Sephiroth... But if I were, I would have killed Tifa as well. >
	Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.

J. T./Jessica Arch-Mage No stronger relationship was ever formed, than that of two hearts shattered into one forged. - Anon. Posts: 12,381	I'm not.... But if I were.... Jan 13, 2007 23:53:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 13, 2007 23:53:19 GMT -5 I'm not the pilot of a 70-foot tall giant robot... (Well... 60.695 feet....) But if I WERE, you bet your ass I would be stepping on some houses...
	"This is all so... right. What if it's a dream?" "Then we remember when we wake... Remember and find each other."

Enigma! Master of the Arcane Also known as Baiyu Dan, King of the Killer Bunnies! Posts: 7,973	I'm not.... But if I were.... Jan 17, 2007 12:56:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enigma! on Jan 17, 2007 12:56:28 GMT -5 I'm not Batman... But if I were, The Joker would be dead by now.
	Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.

J. T./Jessica Arch-Mage No stronger relationship was ever formed, than that of two hearts shattered into one forged. - Anon. Posts: 12,381	I'm not.... But if I were.... Feb 4, 2007 8:31:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 4, 2007 8:31:48 GMT -5 I'm not Captain America... (I'm Freedom!) But if I were, I'd not make the same mistake as Batman...
	"This is all so... right. What if it's a dream?" "Then we remember when we wake... Remember and find each other."

Enigma! Master of the Arcane Also known as Baiyu Dan, King of the Killer Bunnies! Posts: 7,973	I'm not.... But if I were.... Mar 10, 2007 23:43:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enigma! on Mar 10, 2007 23:43:42 GMT -5 I'm not the writer of Captain America... But if I were, I'd be in hiding for having killed him off...
	Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.

J. T./Jessica Arch-Mage No stronger relationship was ever formed, than that of two hearts shattered into one forged. - Anon. Posts: 12,381	I'm not.... But if I were.... Mar 11, 2007 0:24:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 11, 2007 0:24:46 GMT -5 I'm not actively out to kill him... But if I WERE, he would know fear, he would know pain, and then, at the appointed hour, he would know death.
	"This is all so... right. What if it's a dream?" "Then we remember when we wake... Remember and find each other."

Enigma! Master of the Arcane Also known as Baiyu Dan, King of the Killer Bunnies! Posts: 7,973	I'm not.... But if I were.... Mar 16, 2007 22:56:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enigma! on Mar 16, 2007 22:56:24 GMT -5 I'm not Dirk Tiede... But if I were, I'd be feeling pretty good about how thing are working out.
	Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.

J. T./Jessica Arch-Mage No stronger relationship was ever formed, than that of two hearts shattered into one forged. - Anon. Posts: 12,381	I'm not.... But if I were.... Mar 17, 2007 1:27:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 17, 2007 1:27:41 GMT -5 I'm not Vito Corleone... But if I were, someone would be made an offer they couldn't refuse.
	"This is all so... right. What if it's a dream?" "Then we remember when we wake... Remember and find each other."

Enigma! Master of the Arcane Also known as Baiyu Dan, King of the Killer Bunnies! Posts: 7,973	I'm not.... But if I were.... Mar 29, 2007 10:56:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Enigma! on Mar 29, 2007 10:56:44 GMT -5 I'm not signing up for the Ultimate TransFan thing... ... But if I were, I'd be planning ways to MacGyver a device that would shut down the TFINO movie indefinitely...
	Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill.

J. T./Jessica Arch-Mage No stronger relationship was ever formed, than that of two hearts shattered into one forged. - Anon. Posts: 12,381	I'm not.... But if I were.... Mar 29, 2007 11:04:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 29, 2007 11:04:47 GMT -5 I'm not Megatron... But if I WERE, Michael Bay would be having a little... 'chat' with my Fusion Cannon...
	"This is all so... right. What if it's a dream?" "Then we remember when we wake... Remember and find each other."

Mortimus Bard "I look forward to killing you soon!" Posts: 496	I'm not.... But if I were.... Apr 15, 2007 15:05:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mortimus on Apr 15, 2007 15:05:28 GMT -5 I don't have high hopes for the upcoming Transformers movie. But if I did..........I would have high hopes for it. ;D
	I'm always thinking about the hereafter. I can walk into a room and ask myself "What was I here after?"

J. T./Jessica Arch-Mage No stronger relationship was ever formed, than that of two hearts shattered into one forged. - Anon. Posts: 12,381	I'm not.... But if I were.... Jun 2, 2007 8:50:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 2, 2007 8:50:59 GMT -5 I'm not POTUS... But if I were, things would get... interesting...
	"This is all so... right. What if it's a dream?" "Then we remember when we wake... Remember and find each other."

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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 9, 2007 12:20:32 GMT -5

Post by Enigma! on Jan 9, 2007 12:29:12 GMT -5

Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 13, 2007 23:53:19 GMT -5

Post by Enigma! on Jan 17, 2007 12:56:28 GMT -5

Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 4, 2007 8:31:48 GMT -5

Post by Enigma! on Mar 10, 2007 23:43:42 GMT -5

Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 11, 2007 0:24:46 GMT -5

Post by Enigma! on Mar 16, 2007 22:56:24 GMT -5

Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 17, 2007 1:27:41 GMT -5

Post by Enigma! on Mar 29, 2007 10:56:44 GMT -5

Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 29, 2007 11:04:47 GMT -5

Post by Mortimus on Apr 15, 2007 15:05:28 GMT -5

Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 2, 2007 8:50:59 GMT -5