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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 28, 2005 8:05:05 GMT -5
The Law of the Exception to the Rule of Strength: The strongest always rule... until they meet someone stronger. (And not nessacerily stronger in physical strength.)
The Scooby-Doo Law: Until they are captured and unmasked, the villian will always seem as though they really are whatever they are pretending to be.
The Law of Vengence: The Bible says "'Vengence is mine,' sayeth the Lord", but not what
his instrument shall be...
-- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 28, 2005 8:10:23 GMT -5
The Kevin Smith Law: With the exception of "Jersey Girl", Jay and Silent Bob will always be in a Kevin Smith movie in some form.
(If he makes a parody of LotR, I think Jay and Silent Bob should be Merry and Pippin)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 28, 2005 14:04:59 GMT -5
(Somehow I can just picture Merry shouting "SNOOCH TO THE MOTHER-****in' HOOCH!" as he decapitates an Uruk-Hai with a golf club...)
The Andrew Carter Law: Explosives, lots of them. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 28, 2005 21:56:26 GMT -5
(With Matt Damon as Gollum. ;D)
The "Eat Right, Exercise..." Rule: As long as you don't hurt anyone who hasn't given you permission to hurt them, pick your poison and die happy.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 28, 2005 22:27:04 GMT -5
The Law of Caring For Kids: Don't punish them just because you don't know or are not good at what you're doing. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 29, 2005 7:25:49 GMT -5
(Does that mean Ben Afleck as Frodo?)
Do not medle in the affairs of wizards, otherwise you may go blind.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 29, 2005 7:48:40 GMT -5
("Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." - :-P )
The Law of Cloaked Villians: The villian will, if cloaked, always throw off his cloak before entering one on one combat wth the hero. (Examples: Baron Bloon, "Teen Titans"; Skeleton King, "Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce, GO!")
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 29, 2005 7:54:04 GMT -5
American TV execs will always make up some rediculas title for a Japanese import
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 29, 2005 13:05:56 GMT -5
(S.R.M.T.H.F.,GO! was made in America, Dear.)
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 29, 2005 13:06:59 GMT -5
(Was it really?  Wow. Then it shows America's lack of creativity.) |
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 29, 2005 13:08:40 GMT -5
(I know. And yes, Afleck is Frodo. And Chris Rock will be Gandalf.)
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 29, 2005 13:09:54 GMT -5
(And Alanis Morrset as Arwen)
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 29, 2005 13:48:58 GMT -5
The Love/Hate Law: In Fanfiction, the more two characters fight against each other - especially if they are main characters and on the same side - the more they are truly in love (or written to be so by sick authors).
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 29, 2005 13:55:45 GMT -5
Condor's Third Law of Motion: For every action there is an equall and appropiate amount of explosives. (Taken from "Condor's Laws of Motion" by Valerian Corvidae.) |
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 29, 2005 14:38:34 GMT -5
The Law of Understanding: If nothing makes sense, find the nearest alcoholic beverage. Take a drink. Repeat as needed until either things begin to make sense or you pass out drunk. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Wow. Then it shows America's lack of creativity.)