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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 12, 2006 14:38:11 GMT -5
Any attempt by friends and/or relatives to break up a couple will only drive them closer together.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 13, 2006 23:22:15 GMT -5
"Two ears, one mouth, to be used in that proportion. The analogy doesn't really work so well with two eyes and ten fingers, but you know what I mean..." -- Glyph, HMW Forums.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 19, 2006 21:09:31 GMT -5
"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is force to talk to God."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 21, 2006 1:37:45 GMT -5
Magnus' Law of Warfare: He who angers the Company Clerk should not expect mail anytime soon...
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 2, 2007 11:00:33 GMT -5
"So, you're an angel, are you, baby? Wanna convert?"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 2, 2007 16:39:03 GMT -5
"If you attempt to take our stock, the police WILL take your freedom."
"Video Games DO cause violence - Attempts by people to steal ours cause clerks to become violent towards them!"
"Warning! Shoplifting is illegal... survivors will be prosecuted."
"Attention! You are being watched.... shoplifting is punishable in some countries by cutting off the offender's hands... We support this idea."
"Caution! Beware of clerks! We frown on shoplifting... and chew on shoplifters!"
(And my personal favorite)
"We reserve the right to SUMMARILY EXECUTE anyone found shoplifitng."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 12, 2007 0:30:35 GMT -5
"In the words of the ancients.... Oh, fuck." (Said while watching an episode of Reno 911!)
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Post by Enigma! on Jan 19, 2007 13:16:02 GMT -5
The Rule of Three, Regarding Relationships:
If a man tells you the number of women he has had a relationship with is more then four, devide that number by three (and round down to the nearest number, if neccissary) to get the real number.
If a woman tells you the number of men she has had a relationship with, and it is less than 10, multiply that number by 3 (And round up, if neccissary) to get the real number.
(Taken from American Pie)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 19, 2007 13:26:22 GMT -5
(That reminds me, they're blatently stealing from us:
X-3: Last Stand has a scene with Scott and Jean that's a rip-off of a scene between Scott and Wanda in my fic "What if Avalanche had joined the X-Men?"
There's a new movie about a Marvel hero called Lightspeed, he's almost a direct copy of my X-Evo character (has super speed, but it puts a strain on him when he uses it.)
And American Pie 5: Naked Mile is about a Godiva Run!)
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Post by Enigma! on Jan 19, 2007 13:31:08 GMT -5
(It's time to sue.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 19, 2007 13:37:12 GMT -5
("Smithers, release the lawyers.")
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 27, 2007 22:49:33 GMT -5
"You don't scare me, I work in retail." -- J.T. Magnus, Jan. 27 2007, in a conversation with a friend.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 2, 2007 0:52:45 GMT -5
"Plans are for mad scientists and bridge builders, I don't need plans, I've got moxie. And guns." -- Jennifer Mui, "Mercenaries"
"WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT PROFESSION?: Target for Management-level and customer hostility. Otherwise known as retail clerk." -- J.T. Magnus' introduction at the Padded Cell.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 8, 2007 5:16:02 GMT -5
"Being in the rear of the pack means it's easier to shoot the leader in the back." -- J.T. Magnus, Feb. 2007
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 10, 2007 7:11:14 GMT -5
"Age and treachery will defeat youth and enthusiasm, but not youth and treachery."
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