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Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 30, 2009 6:56:42 GMT -5
"Not just in case - Justin Gibb." -- J.T. Magnus ...in one of my more out-of-left-field moments.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Apr 14, 2009 22:15:57 GMT -5
"'Please don't for the 121 miles'."
"I forget the forget." -- Actual exchange.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on May 26, 2009 19:21:22 GMT -5
"Old enough to know better, young enough not to care...
Geeky enough for it not to matter anyway."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 14, 2009 13:25:26 GMT -5
Magnus' Law of DM-ing: If you really want to annoy your players, have it turn out that every major achievement they thought they've made was actually the work of NPCs behind the scenes.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 9, 2009 16:20:50 GMT -5
"That is not a dog, that is a rat that barks. The pitbull is a dog. The German Shepard is a dog. THAT is a rat that barks."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 3, 2010 21:14:20 GMT -5
"Some days I was God, some days I was 'oh, dear God'."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 8, 2010 16:10:21 GMT -5
Magnus' Laws, Rule Zero - Never, ever, try and talk down to me.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 21, 2010 21:58:19 GMT -5
"It's safe to get drunk around strangers, all you have to worry about is waking up in someone you don't know's bed...
It's dangerous to get drunk around friends, they know too much about you and will use you inebriation and that information against you."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 13, 2010 16:27:39 GMT -5
"Gaming is a simple pasttime made infinately more complex by the games themselves." - My husband finally calming down after another round of swearing at the Playstation. One of these days I'm going to let him finish cursing and then tell him that if he has such a problem with how they program videogames then he needs to learn to program himself so that he can take their jobs if they're so bad.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 21, 2010 6:18:21 GMT -5
Seen on a T-Shirt; "If life gives you melons, you may be dislexic."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 13, 2010 20:45:14 GMT -5
"If a movie's a G, the hero gets the girl, if the movie's R, the villain gets the girl, if the movie's X, everyone gets the girl."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 18, 2010 21:02:20 GMT -5
"I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 22, 2010 3:32:37 GMT -5
"I don't own these characters, just put them in karma sutra positions sometimes." -- from this fic, probably one of the best disclaimer lines ever. |
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 4, 2011 11:30:37 GMT -5
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the first Darwin Award winner of 2011." -- J.T. upon hearing that the guy who died from being rattlesnake bit... had been bit before by the same 'pet' rattlesnake AND that they waited ten minutes before doing anything about it this time... in the words of Bill Engvall... 'Here's your sign.'
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 13, 2011 17:45:54 GMT -5
"They're looking at me like a dog looking at a new hydrant; 'What the hell is this? I don't know, but I'm gonna piss on it anyway'."
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