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Post by BloodAngel on Aug 24, 2005 11:18:06 GMT -5
(While the others scramble) What did I do? I'm not responsible for this! I'm not even in the movie!
NEITHER ARE WE!
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Post by Enigma! on Aug 24, 2005 11:20:22 GMT -5
Shut up and pull!
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Post by BloodAngel on Aug 24, 2005 11:50:52 GMT -5
(Glorfindel grumbles but starts pulling anyway)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 24, 2005 13:36:16 GMT -5
I wonder just WHAT Amanda was reading to cause THIS to happen...
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Post by Enigma! on Aug 25, 2005 8:48:12 GMT -5
(BGM: After Midnight, Eric Clapton)
ANNOUNCER: In the Seventies, Eric Clapton was one of the most popular blues and rock musicians in the world.
(BGM stops) CHEECH: "Derrick and the Dominoes?" Who is this Derrick guy?
ANNOUNCER: Perhaps too popular.
(BGM continues) MICHAEL CLARK DUNCAN: If we want a shot at playing with him, we're gonna have to get rid of these other guys, ya dig?
ORLANDO BLOOM: But, what about my niece? I can't just leave her here alone.
DAKOTA FANNING: You're gonna kill people? I'm telling mom!
CHEECH: We'll get you Eric's autograph if you don't say nothin'.
DAKOTA: Deal.
ANNOUNCER: This spring, see the story of three men...
CHEECH: Sex, drugs, more sex, cars, sex, free stuf, and rock 'n' roll, man! It's the American dream, or something!
ANNOUNCER: ...Who would do anything...
DUNCAN: I'm the best drummer in thw world, and to prove it, I've got to play with the best guitarist. Plain and simple.
ANNOUNCER: ...To play with Old Slowhand.
ORLANDO: I'm talented, I have charisma, and I'm ten times prettier than even this "Lola."
DAKOTA: Um, that's "Layla."
ORLANDO: Whatever.
ANNOUNCER: From the producer of "Anchorman": Cheech Marin, Orlando Bloom, Michael Clark Duncan, Dakota Fanning; featuring Dave Chapelle...
CHAPELLE AS RICK JAMES: If it don't work out, you bitches can always play with me!
ANNOUNCER: ... And Eric Clapton as himself...
CLAPTON: Those guys can kill them if they want. I can't stand playing with the Dominoes anymore.
ANNOUNCER: "Bell Bottom Blues: The Journey of the Clapton Killers."
DUNCAN: Rick James ain't gonna be nowhere in five years. We gotta get Clapton.
ANNOUNCER: Directed by A. Daniel Curtindolph. Rated PG-13.
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Post by BloodAngel on Aug 25, 2005 9:02:42 GMT -5
Sounds very good.
Just don't let me on set when Orli's there.
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Post by Enigma! on Aug 25, 2005 9:12:06 GMT -5
That movie would never happen.
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Post by BloodAngel on Aug 25, 2005 9:12:58 GMT -5
I'd watch it.
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Post by Enigma! on Aug 25, 2005 9:14:03 GMT -5
(*Laughs.*) So would I. Who'd direct?
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Post by BloodAngel on Aug 25, 2005 9:15:36 GMT -5
Pete. Peter Jackson's a good director.
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Post by Enigma! on Aug 25, 2005 9:17:52 GMT -5
Can he do comedy? I was thinking Kevin Smith. Or those guys who did "There's Something About Mary."
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Post by BloodAngel on Aug 25, 2005 9:20:27 GMT -5
Yeah, let's go with Kevin Smith. Is there room for a Jay and Silent Bob gag?
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Post by Enigma! on Aug 25, 2005 9:25:24 GMT -5
There's always room for a Jay and Silent Bob joke!
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Post by BloodAngel on Aug 25, 2005 9:26:25 GMT -5
I've heard there would have been one in Jersey Girl, only Jason Mews (Jay) had a warrent out for his arrest or something like that.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 25, 2005 12:58:43 GMT -5
SNOOCH TO THE MUTHA-LOVIN' HOOCH!
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