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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 19, 2005 13:14:50 GMT -5
"People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence, they're begging for rule by brute force, when the biggest, strongest animals among men were always automatically 'right.' Guns ended that, and social democracy is a hollow farce without an armed populace to make it work." "Wear a gun to someone else's house, you're saying, 'I'll defend this home as if it were my own.' When your guests see you carry a weapon, you're telling them, 'I'll defend you as if you were my own family.' And anyone who objects levels the deadliest insult possible: 'I don't trust you unless you're rendered harmless'!" - L. Neil Smith, The Probability Broach
Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.
FIGHT CRIME... SHOOT BACK!
"DRIVER CARRIES NO MORE THAN $20.00 .... worth of ammunition"
"Gun Control Is Being Able To Hit Your Target"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 19, 2005 16:43:22 GMT -5
M*A*S*H episode "None Like It Hot"
I'm such a H/M Shipper that I want to see Hawkeye pull Margaret into that tub with him! I want Hawkeye to go running in there when Margaret's naked instead of Klinger!
I WANT H/M GOODNESS!
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 19, 2005 18:38:31 GMT -5
"Guns don't kill people; BULLETS DO!" ~ Chris Rock
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 19, 2005 18:49:04 GMT -5
"Guns don't kill people, I DO!" - Unknown
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 19, 2005 19:09:15 GMT -5
"...Guns don't kill people; husbands who come home early do." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 19, 2005 19:51:06 GMT -5
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. -- Ed Howe
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Post by JP Gibb on Oct 19, 2005 21:25:29 GMT -5
"Drop a VCR and a TV in a remote Amazonian village, return a year later, and what do you find? Nothing, because you forgot to supply the generator. But leave one of those, and within six months the kids will be running around saying "No Luke I am your father" and making whoom-whoom lightsaber sounds. This fact gladdens the hearts of some, since it shows that American values -- freedom, justice, explosions -- are universal." - James Lileks
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 19, 2005 21:33:23 GMT -5
No, you'd still get nothing unless you left a DVD or Cassette Tape of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back there too.
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Post by JP Gibb on Oct 20, 2005 7:08:22 GMT -5
That part's implied.
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 20, 2005 11:22:09 GMT -5
May as well leave some McDonald's for them, too.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 20, 2005 11:31:12 GMT -5
And don't forget some comics!
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 20, 2005 12:27:00 GMT -5
And video games! Like Halo!
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 20, 2005 12:40:19 GMT -5
COUNTRY music! None of that 'hip-hop' and 'rap' CRAP!
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 20, 2005 18:19:16 GMT -5
*Grumbles*
Do you know how often I'm stuck seeing the first part of a two-part SPD episode and missing the second half?
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 21, 2005 21:27:13 GMT -5
... TOO often?
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