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Post by JP Gibb on Sept 16, 2004 14:47:48 GMT -5
Take the cape and cowl off and I think that's who it is.   The grape look is in this year, I guess. |
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Post by Enigma! on Sept 17, 2004 12:06:17 GMT -5
The shadows then began to devour everyone under 120 lbs. in America, begining with the supermodels...
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Post by JP Gibb on Sept 19, 2004 20:06:28 GMT -5
 Exxon Valdez captain Hazelwood on his day off. |
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Post by Enigma! on Sept 20, 2004 13:08:11 GMT -5
Life and Liberty, having already fled for Amsterdam, left the Persuit of Happiness to be battered by the beaurocratic flood which was the 2004 Presidential campaign of G.W. Bush...
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Post by JP Gibb on Sept 20, 2004 20:12:37 GMT -5
 "Yes, I do share a barber with Bill Gates and Donald Trump; why do you ask? |
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Post by luminous on Sept 20, 2004 20:26:07 GMT -5
"*thinking* Dammit... forgot to use Preperation H this morning!"
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Post by JP Gibb on Sept 21, 2004 18:47:22 GMT -5
"And there go my nipples again. "
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Post by luminous on Sept 22, 2004 8:11:20 GMT -5
"Wow... I think I can see down that 6-year old's dress in the front row!"
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Post by Enigma! on Sept 22, 2004 13:15:50 GMT -5
"Why, yes, my toupee is made from 100% ferret hair. How did you know?
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Post by JP Gibb on Sept 22, 2004 19:29:00 GMT -5
  Yikes, just.... yikes.... |
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Post by luminous on Sept 23, 2004 10:27:32 GMT -5
"Note to self: Wind Tunnel Look Not In This Year."
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Post by Enigma! on Sept 23, 2004 13:25:16 GMT -5
"On the next Oprah, 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' verteran Colin Mochery comes out about his hair plugs and cross-dressing fetish."
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Post by JP Gibb on Sept 23, 2004 17:41:57 GMT -5
 "What the hell is on my head?" "Ah, get it off me. get it off me!!!" "Does this unscrew to the left or right?" |
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Post by Enigma! on Sept 24, 2004 14:10:16 GMT -5
"Must hide the yarmulke! Must hide the yarmulke! Oh, Frances George will never let me hear the end of it!"
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Post by JP Gibb on Sept 27, 2004 18:01:09 GMT -5
 "It's the 2005 Ford Commando! The missle launchers are an add-on, but, just look at it!" "Yes Governer Schwarzenegger, it is impressive, but we are in a bit of a financial crunch right now..." Pimp My Ride, LA Road Rage edition. "Dammit, I knew I forgot to add mirrors! I can't see a thing behind me." "Yeah, driving it's a bitch, and it gets five gallons to the mile, but I can make my own parking spaces, and nobody cuts me off!" |
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