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Post by Enigma! on Jul 7, 2006 12:30:15 GMT -5
... Ainsworth sounds better to me, personally.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 7, 2006 12:31:51 GMT -5
Everybody says Ainsworth! It's not too upity? You know, Old Money-stick up the ass-British?
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 7, 2006 12:38:37 GMT -5
Yes. But it just rolls off the tounge better.
One of many odd ideas:
Sonic and Mario team-up fanfic. (Yeah, I'm pretty sure hundreds of people have written it already.)
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 7, 2006 12:43:56 GMT -5
Yeppers. Really odd. Probably done a million times.
Should I write that "What the Dumbass Should Have Done" fic that Ari wants me to write?
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 7, 2006 12:48:26 GMT -5
Yes. Yes, you should.
(But, I've always wanted to see it happen. Settle the score! Sega vs. Nintendo! Then they can team up against Sony! $600 for a PS3, my ass!)
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 7, 2006 12:50:51 GMT -5
(Heh. You should have heard the president for Sony. He said that $600 was too *cheap*.)
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 7, 2006 13:04:14 GMT -5
(Then they have the nerve to mimic the Revolution's controller. "Look! Ours can sense motion too!" Idiots. Nintendo and Mircosoft are gonna clean up this time around.)
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 7, 2006 13:07:23 GMT -5
(I dunno. If that FFVII thing happens in time for launch...
Heh. Wii.)
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 7, 2006 13:21:24 GMT -5
(  *Link prepares to choke Legolas.* Don't make fun.) |
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 7, 2006 13:23:15 GMT -5
(He's not making fun. It's just a very strange name.
WE LIKED REVOLUTION BETTER!)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 11, 2006 1:49:28 GMT -5
“No.”
“T.J…. Listen to reason.”
“No.”
“Fine then, listen to force,” the author said, drawing his sword, “You and Divatox are a couple: Deal with it.”
“No.”
“Monosyllibic responses will get you nowhere… Guess I’m gonna have to call in the big guns… KYOSUKE! VANITY!”
The Red Racer and his princess/space pirate girlfriend walked into the room, carrying a bound and gagged Divatox between them.
“Hai?”
“Do it,” the author nodded, opening a closet…
(If you’ve ever read Aiken Muyo, you’ve got a good idea what happens next…)
“Ok,” Vanity Mirror Fanbelt, better known as the space pirate Lady Zonette said, holding up her cards, “I’ll see your marriage of me to Kyosuke in your stories and raise you… a small spacecraft, monitor-class.”
“Monitor-class; fast, deadly, and agile… You’re either got a good hand or you’re bluffing like Tommy claiming he doesn’t still love Kim.”
“Now THAT’s a bluff,” Zonette said, “And the card games on the Barbarian have seen a lot of bluffs.”
Kyosuke shook his head, “Whatever you two’ve got, I can’t match it, I’m sure.”
“I thought Red Rangers were risk takers.”
“Ah,” the Japanese man countered, “I’m the Red RACER, not a Red RANGER.”
“A paper-thin distinction.”
“Still there though… Quiet in there.”
“That’s a bad thing, remember?”
The Author leaned back against the closet door and raised his voice, “I AM author, I can acquire things like the Red Thread of Dread if I have to…”
Divatox’s voice was husky as she spoke, “Don’t you know how worn out you can get?”
“I,” the author said simply, “am married. Does this mean you two don’t have any more problems with being a couple?”
“Not if you go away so we can have some privacy,” T.J. said.
The Author smirked, “Maybe we should try this on Tommy and Kim..”
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 11, 2006 23:29:22 GMT -5
Tyrone and Kirby on...
(Racism)
Random Black Man: 'Ey, dawg, help a bruthuh out.
Tyrone: You are NOT my brother.
RBM: Wha', so now you sum big-shot archaeologist, we ain't good enuff fo' you no mo'? You a sellout.
T: Calling me a sellout implies that I had something to sell.
RBM: So you always act white?
T: No. I hate white people just as much as black people.
RBM: Is there anybody yo' ass don't hate?
T: Yes. Me.
Kirby: You must excuse him, he's a follower of a famous saying of W.C. Fields.
RBM: What saying issat?
K: "I don't discriminate; I hate everyone equally."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 11, 2006 23:33:57 GMT -5
Amen!
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 11, 2006 23:50:17 GMT -5
Or as Tyrone would later put it: "Everyone I don't hate, except Kirby, is dead."
And as Kirby would reply: "And that's why I fear for my life."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 12, 2006 0:18:40 GMT -5
And Tyrone himself. He's still alive.
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*Link prepares to choke Legolas.* Don't make fun.)
