Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 25, 2007 21:23:35 GMT -5
(For mock 'deleted scenes' from movies)
(My Super Ex-Girlfriend)
"Avengers, ASSEM...ble... You involved?"
"Unfortunately... Freedom," Matt answered.
The younger Shield-Slinger looked back over his shoulder at the gathered Avengers, "Super-powered catfight, false alarm."
Matt blinked, "You're taking this awful well.... What am I saying? I'm the one standing around talking with a superhero and not fainting."
"These things happen all the time. You should have been in New York when Rogue and Warbird had it out once, this is nothing compared to that... The only time I saw anything close was when Luke Cage and Ben Grimm got into a disagreement over a card game, She-Hulk tried to break it up and Hulk got into it when she got hit."
Matt groaned, "Normal life, goodbye."
"Welcome to the club," A man about Freedom's age wearing a bullet-proof vest chuckled, "Agent Fred Duncan, FBI - My girlfriend Jean... well, let's just say it's a long story. ...So, anyone got some popcorn?"
"I can't believe this!" Matt shouted, "They're destroying the city and you're making jokes?"
"You know, Fred," Freedom said as Matt ran off after the battling super-women, "That guy needs to lighten up."
"Well, Tom, remember that old saying about bullfighters?"
"True..."
(My Super Ex-Girlfriend)
"Avengers, ASSEM...ble... You involved?"
"Unfortunately... Freedom," Matt answered.
The younger Shield-Slinger looked back over his shoulder at the gathered Avengers, "Super-powered catfight, false alarm."
Matt blinked, "You're taking this awful well.... What am I saying? I'm the one standing around talking with a superhero and not fainting."
"These things happen all the time. You should have been in New York when Rogue and Warbird had it out once, this is nothing compared to that... The only time I saw anything close was when Luke Cage and Ben Grimm got into a disagreement over a card game, She-Hulk tried to break it up and Hulk got into it when she got hit."
Matt groaned, "Normal life, goodbye."
"Welcome to the club," A man about Freedom's age wearing a bullet-proof vest chuckled, "Agent Fred Duncan, FBI - My girlfriend Jean... well, let's just say it's a long story. ...So, anyone got some popcorn?"
"I can't believe this!" Matt shouted, "They're destroying the city and you're making jokes?"
"You know, Fred," Freedom said as Matt ran off after the battling super-women, "That guy needs to lighten up."
"Well, Tom, remember that old saying about bullfighters?"
"True..."