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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 10, 2011 3:01:02 GMT -5
Stupid works very well.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 10, 2011 4:03:31 GMT -5
*Ponders...*
That works, keeps the original feel from the 'Mallrats' quote while reducing the offensiveness...
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 11, 2011 4:46:25 GMT -5
"It's like they think we'll kiss and it'll wipe out the last ten years, we'll act like love-sick teenagers again and everything will be fine! It's not that simple!"
Billy frowned, "I've found, and found agreement with, that life's complexities are mostly our own doing. On average, stripped of excuses and extraneous reasoning, things often are 'that simple'."
Tommy groaned, "They've gotten to you, haven't they? They've made you one of them."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 13, 2011 21:49:36 GMT -5
Jessica reached down and with a single finger lifted a piece of cloth that had caught her eye off the floor, examining it for a moment.
"Oh, um..." Kimberly tried to cover as she entered the room, "I think I left that in here after my last Ben and Jerry's session."
The Green Literati pursed her lips, "You know what Johnnie would call 'Interesting'? I know of two people who have shirts like this; Johnnie's one of them, he says it just 'feels right', because of the Dragon Coin, I guess, but I know it can't be his because it's in my room since I started sleeping in it... the other time I've seen it is in a picture Zack has of your old team and Tommy's wearing it."
"What do you want me to say, that sometimes I get depressed, start thinking about my first boyfriend and end up binging on ice cream while wearing his old shirt that I've had for something like a decade? Fine, I do, happy?"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 22, 2011 21:56:32 GMT -5
"Did we get everything that came through them back through Vectorax's time holes before we closed them?"
"I think so, why?"
"Because there's a pteradactyl flying down Pike Highway and since it's not made of metal, I don't think it's one of ours."
J.T. looked over his shoulder and watched as the flying reptile swooped overhead with a screech, "Bugger."
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"This is Scenic. We've got a pteradactyl. Most places would panic if a flying lizard with a twenty-foot wingspan took up residence on the roof of city hall, we just named it Aleshanee and made it our 'city bird'."
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"What was that?"
"Pteradactyl."
"Pteradactyl?"
"Yeah. Eats fish out of the Orenda, nests on city hall. Pteradactyl. We call her Aleshanee."
"Aleshanee?"
"'She Always Plays'. What, you were expecting something like 'Myfanwy'?"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 25, 2011 18:49:25 GMT -5
The Whiteboard plus Chameleon Circuit equals... --- "Luis, we're working on a Type-40 with a bad Chameleon Circuit. Danny and I are heading into town to pick up some parts," J.T. announced as he slung on his coat and followed the other man out the door. "Okay!" Luis called after them, then frowned, "Wait, what?"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 11, 2011 21:01:04 GMT -5
Amanda should be able to figure out the inspiration for this one;
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"How do you cover up an entire fertility clinic full of deaths?"
"CBR attack by a fringe group," J.T. shrugged, "Say that they claimed that children should only be created through intercourse and targeted the clinic to bring attention to their cause. Wouldn't be any crazier than some groups out there."
"And the bodies?"
"Apologies to the families, but they had to be cremated as part of the containment protocol."
"Protocol," Mike narrowed his eyes, "You used that word... are you telling me you actually were prepared for something like this?"
"Yes," J.T. answered in a 'why wouldn't we?' tone.
Mike looked across at the younger man, "You're scary. Not Daniel's kind of 'you scare me' scary, but downright 'Batman would be impressed' type scary."
J.T. gave a sharp nod, "I learned well."
Mike stopped, "'Learned well'? From who?"
J.T. kept walking, loosing a laugh that sent chills down the sworn officer's spine.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 14, 2011 14:51:33 GMT -5
"This is Scenic City," J.T. remarked, pouring himself a drink, "No one here is exactly what they appear. Not you."
He nodded towards where Amanda and Daniel were swaying slowly to music only they could hear, "Not them."
The Black Literati quirked a smile, "Not even me."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 25, 2011 17:37:21 GMT -5
Kevin Smith FTW!
Jon picked up the Xenotome, "Hey, can this thing give me a line on the next winning lottery numbers?"
J.T. took the book from his hands and put it back on the table, "It's an ancient sacred text, not a magic eight ball... that's over on the other table."
"Where do you get some of this shit?"
"Here and there, I keep my eyes open... and excrement isn't involved... well, except for that one time with the Golgothian," J.T. admitted.
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Post by shakespril on Aug 4, 2011 22:08:20 GMT -5
This is great! Interesting! I wanna take part in it!
April
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 4, 2011 23:09:48 GMT -5
It's not really an 'open to the public' thing, sorry.
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Amanda, the one I mentioned in Thoughts?
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"You know how most places have going-out-of-business sales? We need to have a back-in-business sale," Yolanda remarked.
Amanda thought for a moment, "J.T., I'm going to release your ban on quoting Barrowman for just this once."
J.T. sang out, "Back in business and ain't it grand?"
"Same old game," Amanda added, "Same old stand."
"Would the two with the crushes on John Barrowman please shut up?" Jessica asked.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 9, 2011 10:41:32 GMT -5
Yeah, it's gonna be a running gag with him
As he headed out the door, J.T. tossed back over his shoulder, "Luis, we'll be back later - we've got to help a Catholic abortion-clinc worker get from Chicago to New Jersey before a church is reconsecrated."
"Okay," Luis answered, then his head darted around as the door shut, "Wait, what?"
(The gag is J.T. giving blatantly ridiculous excuses to Luis when the team has to leave and he ends up having to work the store alone, usually based on some fandom; Doctor Who, Kevin Smith, etc...)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 18, 2011 19:19:30 GMT -5
If Anybody Has Any Reason They Want To Know Pain, Fear and Death... Speak Now.
"It'll be a perfect wedding, Amanda," Daniel patted her on the back.
"What if someone actually speaks up at the whole 'or forever hold your piece' part? I'm always afraid someone's going to do that at any wedding I see, it'd be just my luck that it'd be mine it actually happens at!" Amanda sobbed.
"Simple fix," Daniel whispered in her ear before raising his head, "Magnus!"
"Yo!" J.T. tossed over his shoulder without turning away from his laptop.
"If anyone looks like they're going to interfere... I can't believe I'm saying this... but... I don't know, shoot them or something."
"Shite, bro," J.T. chuckled, finally turning around, "I was plannin' on doing that one anyway."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 31, 2011 14:30:23 GMT -5
Wall Scrolls
J.T. tilted his head to one side, "You know, Dunc... when most people get EVA wallscrolls, they get Rei or Asuka, not Pen-Pen."
Duncan mirrored his adoptive uncle's headtilt, "He's a penguin that lives with people who save the world by piloting giant robots, Uncle J.T., I feel a kinship."
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Post by BloodAngel on Jan 4, 2012 23:56:31 GMT -5
"White Ranger?" Amanda asked, eyebrow raised under her helmet as she watched the Wild Force Ranger morph. "No, honey, you're a Pink, trust me."
"Huh?" she replied, pausing slightly in her attack as she looked over at the other. "No, I'm a White Ranger, see? White uniform!"
Amanda rolled her eyes as she easily took out three nearby Pincers. "No, really. You're a Pink, saying you're a White implies you're up there with Uncle Tommy, which you're really not. Stop being in denial."
Suddenly a ringtone sounded in the middle of the melle, making everyone pause, including the Pincers, and they looked over to a late arriving Max, stopped in the middle of the morphing pose. "What was that?" Dan asked his fellow Blue.
"...I got a text message on my Morpher," he started hesitantly. "It says... 'Lord Zedd was a n00b'..?"
Amanda facepalmed, the sound clanking loudly. "Magnus, stop trolling the idiots!"
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Full blame for the text goes to Linkara's History of Power Rangers Wild Force review
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