Bad Fic Ideas

[Enigma!]

This is where you can type down all the bad fic ideas that come into your head. Hopefully, they'll never return again.

I'll begin:

Nerima Daikon Brothers/Ranma 1/2 crossover. Details of the actuall story unknown, and I'd like it to remain that way.

[J. T./Jessica]

'Kitty in Heat.'
The idea actually came from a Tenchi lemon, basically Kitty decides to have sex with Lance without actually having sex with him by phasing just enough so they can feel it without risking pregnancy or the loss of Kitty's hyman...

Only problem comes in when one of the Brotherhood (probably Todd or Pietro) bursts in and startles them, causing Kitty to become solid while Lance is inside her.

Why It Will Never Be Written (God-willing):
For one thing, like I said, the plot is stolen from another story and I prefer not to be an idea-stealing lamer...

[J. T./Jessica]

'Not My Species'
(Transformers/Barney)

When Grimlock learns that Barney is 'supposedly' a T-Rex, he loses his temper (what else is new?) and attacks the studio where the show is filmed.

Why It Will Never Be Written;
I REFUSE to write ANY form of Barney fanfic, even a crossover.

[JP Gibb]

turbomagnus said:

'Not My Species'
(Transformers/Barney)

When Grimlock learns that Barney is 'supposedly' a T-Rex, he loses his temper (what else is new?) and attacks the studio where the show is filmed.

Why It Will Never Be Written;
I REFUSE to write ANY form of Barney fanfic, even a crossover.

Ne, even as revenge porn that holds no real interest. The fad is dead, leave it be.

[J. T./Jessica]

jpgibb said:

turbomagnus said:

'Not My Species'
(Transformers/Barney)

When Grimlock learns that Barney is 'supposedly' a T-Rex, he loses his temper (what else is new?) and attacks the studio where the show is filmed.

Why It Will Never Be Written;
I REFUSE to write ANY form of Barney fanfic, even a crossover.

Ne, even as revenge porn that holds no real interest. The fad is dead, leave it be.

That's part of why it's a Bad Fic Idea.