Post by J. T./Jessica on May 27, 2007 20:14:16 GMT -5
I don't know whether I should side with Elias because I disagree with Randall or if I should side with Randall because Elias is the biggest bloody pansy-assed moron I've ever seen...
...So you're going to side with Dante?
So I'm going to side with Dante.
J.T., Dante's in the bathroom, he's not even involved with this argument.
Exactly. I'm not getting involved.
---
Heh...
"Mr. Daniel!"
"Leave Luis alone, Magnus."
Idiot... Luckily for you, you're a cute idiot.
---
That's the 'attacted to each other but refusing to show it' wave or I'm sane.
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Gonna have to back Randall on this, I'd take a Death Star over the One Ring anyday...
Let's see Hobbit or last of the Jedi? Hand-me-down sword or Lightsaber? Walking or an X-Wing?
...Viggo or Harrison Ford?
I mean, I don't mind Rings, but I prefer Star Wars, danke schoen.
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Do you think it means anything that Becky's argument about sex and marriage is similar to Amanda's argument about sex being the meaning of life?
Thinking is a bad habit that I don't encourage in others. Be smart, give it up by not taking it up.
Idiot...
That's what I'm saying.
The arguments?
Oh. Could be.
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We were angry, that kiss just kind of happened...
Look at us now, I think that might say something.
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Your fiancee showing up while you're painting another girl's toenails... how do you explain that one?
You don't, you just hope you're faster than her and whatever she drives and that you don't get hung up at the border.
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So, Emma is 33, looks 41 and acts 12...
GREAT catch, Dante. And if you don't catch the sarcasm in that statement, you're as stupid as Graves looks, Hicks...
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RANDALL: I was thinking of something a little more sexy.
(J.T.: Lingerie?)
ELIAS: Well, what's sexier than an elf princess's sword?
(J.T.: Lingerie?)
RANDALL: A donkey show.
(J.T.: I think he'd prefer the lingerie.)
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J.T., where's your sword? I want to inflict grevious and preferably fatal bodily harm upon this bitch...
Kella... Calm down... You're starting to sound like me.
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...I don't know who's more gullible Myra if her parents told her that to keep her from having sex or Elias if Myra told him that because she doesn't want to have sex with him...
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Elias... is one... gullible... person...
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Uh, no. YOU don't want him to marry her, you want him yourself, so you're trying to stop the wedding by asking him if he really thinks he's ready...
A tactically sound strategy, I must admit.
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Dante... are you DRUNK? ...again?
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*raises an eyebrow*
Dante Hicks, I know that look. I get it every time I look at my wife. You may not realize it, bro, but you love that girl.
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In the immortal words of Dr. Samuel Beckett...
"Oh, boy..."
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Graves... you are NO Luca Brasi...
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Dante's known Randal... what? twenty years or so? You'd think by now he'd learn to be suspicious of any and all things to come out of Graves' mouth...
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MSTer Sense is tingling...
I SUSPECT Kelly is the mule.
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No... don't...
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Buddy Jesus, is that crazy bitch (Emma) fixing a wedding cake or somethng? Cause I wouldn't put it past her...
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Uh... It looks like the smoke machines WEREN'T a good idea. Dante seems to be fire-paranoid...
*blinks*
....did he? He DOES He has the fire department on speeddial...
.....
Shouldn't he be calling and informing the LFD it's a false alarm?
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*Groans*
There are times, far, far too many times, when I DISPISE being right...
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And here comes Becky...
This isn't bound to end well...
---
"Oh, boy..."
Hm... "Hi, Emma?"
Let's see... she just walked in on him all but making out with the mother of his child while a guy... *coughs* you know, in the background...
Uh, I would think it'd be safe to say there'd be better ways to find out the engagement's over, correct?
Better and safer... This will be interesting.
Where's JR and The King when you need them?
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Hm...To paraphrase an old song, Jay knows JUST enough to know too much... and it's about to hit the fan...
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Oh.... Shit.
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Randall's stupid shirt is gonna make the shitheap even deeper...
And what kind of geek has WWJD underwear!?
---
Why does Dante always want to smooth things over with his ex's (Veronica and Emma, to be specific)?
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Even Dante and Randall are talking about starting (restarting) their own business...
Anyone who says God works in mysterious ways forgets that when he tires of being subtle, he can be quite blunt...
We get the idea, oh, Almighty Annoying One. We're trying, God, we're trying. We kinda need to find a location first, y'know? So instead of dropping hints all the time, why don't you get off your omniscient ass and actually HELP us?
You just cussed out God...
Felt pretty good, too.
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What took him so long? Eh, he had to get out of jail first.
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*Pouts*
Our favorite slacker store clerks aren't anymore. Now they're businessmen with their own store...
*chuckles*
But they've still got the milk maids.
...So you're going to side with Dante?
So I'm going to side with Dante.
J.T., Dante's in the bathroom, he's not even involved with this argument.
Exactly. I'm not getting involved.
---
Heh...
"Mr. Daniel!"
"Leave Luis alone, Magnus."
Idiot... Luckily for you, you're a cute idiot.
---
That's the 'attacted to each other but refusing to show it' wave or I'm sane.
---
Gonna have to back Randall on this, I'd take a Death Star over the One Ring anyday...
Let's see Hobbit or last of the Jedi? Hand-me-down sword or Lightsaber? Walking or an X-Wing?
...Viggo or Harrison Ford?
I mean, I don't mind Rings, but I prefer Star Wars, danke schoen.
---
Do you think it means anything that Becky's argument about sex and marriage is similar to Amanda's argument about sex being the meaning of life?
Thinking is a bad habit that I don't encourage in others. Be smart, give it up by not taking it up.
Idiot...
That's what I'm saying.
The arguments?
Oh. Could be.
---
We were angry, that kiss just kind of happened...
Look at us now, I think that might say something.
---
Your fiancee showing up while you're painting another girl's toenails... how do you explain that one?
You don't, you just hope you're faster than her and whatever she drives and that you don't get hung up at the border.
---
So, Emma is 33, looks 41 and acts 12...
GREAT catch, Dante. And if you don't catch the sarcasm in that statement, you're as stupid as Graves looks, Hicks...
---
RANDALL: I was thinking of something a little more sexy.
(J.T.: Lingerie?)
ELIAS: Well, what's sexier than an elf princess's sword?
(J.T.: Lingerie?)
RANDALL: A donkey show.
(J.T.: I think he'd prefer the lingerie.)
---
J.T., where's your sword? I want to inflict grevious and preferably fatal bodily harm upon this bitch...
Kella... Calm down... You're starting to sound like me.
---
...I don't know who's more gullible Myra if her parents told her that to keep her from having sex or Elias if Myra told him that because she doesn't want to have sex with him...
---
Elias... is one... gullible... person...
---
Uh, no. YOU don't want him to marry her, you want him yourself, so you're trying to stop the wedding by asking him if he really thinks he's ready...
A tactically sound strategy, I must admit.
---
Dante... are you DRUNK? ...again?
---
*raises an eyebrow*
Dante Hicks, I know that look. I get it every time I look at my wife. You may not realize it, bro, but you love that girl.
---
In the immortal words of Dr. Samuel Beckett...
"Oh, boy..."
---
Graves... you are NO Luca Brasi...
---
Dante's known Randal... what? twenty years or so? You'd think by now he'd learn to be suspicious of any and all things to come out of Graves' mouth...
---
MSTer Sense is tingling...
I SUSPECT Kelly is the mule.
---
No... don't...
---
Buddy Jesus, is that crazy bitch (Emma) fixing a wedding cake or somethng? Cause I wouldn't put it past her...
---
Uh... It looks like the smoke machines WEREN'T a good idea. Dante seems to be fire-paranoid...
*blinks*
....did he? He DOES He has the fire department on speeddial...
.....
Shouldn't he be calling and informing the LFD it's a false alarm?
---
*Groans*
There are times, far, far too many times, when I DISPISE being right...
---
And here comes Becky...
This isn't bound to end well...
---
"Oh, boy..."
Hm... "Hi, Emma?"
Let's see... she just walked in on him all but making out with the mother of his child while a guy... *coughs* you know, in the background...
Uh, I would think it'd be safe to say there'd be better ways to find out the engagement's over, correct?
Better and safer... This will be interesting.
Where's JR and The King when you need them?
---
Hm...To paraphrase an old song, Jay knows JUST enough to know too much... and it's about to hit the fan...
---
Oh.... Shit.
---
Randall's stupid shirt is gonna make the shitheap even deeper...
And what kind of geek has WWJD underwear!?
---
Why does Dante always want to smooth things over with his ex's (Veronica and Emma, to be specific)?
---
Even Dante and Randall are talking about starting (restarting) their own business...
Anyone who says God works in mysterious ways forgets that when he tires of being subtle, he can be quite blunt...
We get the idea, oh, Almighty Annoying One. We're trying, God, we're trying. We kinda need to find a location first, y'know? So instead of dropping hints all the time, why don't you get off your omniscient ass and actually HELP us?
You just cussed out God...
Felt pretty good, too.
---
What took him so long? Eh, he had to get out of jail first.
---
*Pouts*
Our favorite slacker store clerks aren't anymore. Now they're businessmen with their own store...
*chuckles*
But they've still got the milk maids.