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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 24, 2006 4:33:34 GMT -5
(Inspired by the Skippy List)
It's simple, you either
A; have to have done it yourself,
B; witnessed someone do it,
C; Spontaniously were informed that you couldn't do it,
D; Was a result of a clarification of C,
or E; were just minding your own business when something happened.
1. I will not walk into Blockbuster and shout "I'm from Movie Gallery and we're better than you are!" (I almost did this one, fortunately or unfortunately, Jessica stopped me before I could.)
2. I will not randomly shout "Fire at Will!" just to see people named Will flinch. (I haven't gotten to do this one, either...)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 24, 2006 4:35:38 GMT -5
3. I will not randomly start evil/maniacal/intimidative laughter. (Haven't been told I can't do so in so many words, but people REALLY don't like it when I wake them up with it and I just caught myself before I did so...)
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 24, 2006 11:13:57 GMT -5
4. I will not attack anyone dressed as a stormtrooper with "an improvised light sabre" (i.e., a baseball bat.) (Junior did this once. Thankfully it was a Whiffle bat. He is now forever banned from Wizard World conventions.)
5. Nor will I use said "improvised light sabre" to hit said stormtrooper "in the one place not protected by armor." (Again, Junior.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 31, 2006 0:55:19 GMT -5
6. I will not crossover Power Rangers with Ranma 1/2. (Story idea Ranger 1/2.)
7. I especially will not crossover Power Rangers with Tiny Toon Adventures (no matter how much Bugs and Lola and Buster and Babs remind me of Tommy, Kim, Trent and Kira.) (Story idea Power Rangers DinoToons)
8. I will not write a Power Rangers Literati/Hamtaro crossover either. (Something that hit me tonight, Highway 2's hamster mascot Alpha meets the Ham-Ham Club from Hamtaro.)
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Post by Enigma! on Aug 7, 2006 0:08:38 GMT -5
9. I will never incorrectly guess the obscure character that an obsessed fan girl is dreassed as. (That happened at this years Wizard World.)
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Post by Enigma! on Aug 22, 2006 11:49:10 GMT -5
10. I will not get into an argument over which characters belong together. It is an exercise in futility.
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Post by BloodAngel on Aug 22, 2006 12:30:32 GMT -5
11. I will not give in and write another Power Rangers fic.
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Post by Enigma! on Aug 22, 2006 12:47:58 GMT -5
12. I will not give J.T. any ideas, dumb or otherwise.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 24, 2006 4:09:53 GMT -5
13. I will not talk like Darth Vader in an attempt to intimidate people.
14. Nor will I talk like Serpentor in an attempt to intimidate people.
(*shrugs*)
15. "It doesn't matter, You don't need to start a debate on whether he sucks or blows." (Jessica said that to me after I got a review on "Return" that commented "Thank you for realizing Scott sucks." and I said aloud "Scott sucks? I thought he blew.")
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 25, 2006 0:01:56 GMT -5
16. I will not scream loudly and repeatedly for several minutes in the middle of the night, even IF the pairings in the fanfic I'm reading are just plain WRONG.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 1, 2006 22:33:46 GMT -5
16. I do not know where movies are, how much movies cost, or anything else because of "mystic powers granted to me by the Vishanti."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 14, 2007 20:05:17 GMT -5
17. We are not 'searching for energy sources to revive the ship full of giant robots under a mountain.'
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Apr 18, 2007 14:26:03 GMT -5
18 - The Literati Club in general, and J.T. in particular, will NOT sing the "General's Chicken" theme from Undercover Brother when they see General Tso's Chicken at an oriental resturant.
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Post by Enigma! on Apr 18, 2007 17:12:51 GMT -5
19. I will not sing "American Idiot" at High School football games.
20. Nor will I, for that matter, sing "Canadian Idiot" at hockey games.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Apr 19, 2007 18:15:43 GMT -5
("American Idiot"? "Canadian Idiot"? Never heard of 'em.)
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