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Post by Enigma! on Oct 8, 2005 21:49:45 GMT -5
(J.T. said "Oh shit"! This must be good!)
... Snake-Eyes. Only because I know more about him...
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 8, 2005 22:01:21 GMT -5
(Winner of the seeding round gets a chance to face the champion.)
Ninja Battles (Royal Rumble Seeding Round):
Dick Grayson/Nightwing/Robin I
VS.
Recca Hanabishi
VS.
Konatsu
VS.
Naruto Uzimaku
VS.
Yuffie Kisagiri
VS.
Bruce Wayne/Batman I
Royal Rumble, no holds barred, anyone can be targeted by anyone else, and the last ninja conscious is the victor.
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 8, 2005 22:06:48 GMT -5
Naruto takes Yuffie, and is offed by Recca.
Batmen and Dick take out Konatsu before destroying the other ninja.
They turn to each other....
..Batman wins.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 8, 2005 22:11:38 GMT -5
(Announcer Voice) Ladies and Gentlemen... and whatever Amanda is, this is amazing! It appears that for our Grand Championship match, we have... A REMATCH!
Ninja Battles Grand Championship:
Champion: Snake-Eyes
VS.
Royal Rumble Winner: Batman
May the best ninja win!
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 8, 2005 22:36:24 GMT -5
Batman will wil this time.
He makes very few mistakes, but when he does, he learns from it quickly.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 9, 2005 10:00:08 GMT -5
Then the winner of the Ninja Battles, our GRAND CHAMPION is!
Bruce Wayne/Batman I, officially the Baddest Ninja EVER!
Ok, with that long, drawn-out series of fights done...
Battle of the True Loves!
No powers, no weapons, just hand to hand, who would win; Ranma's true love, Akane or Tenchi's true love, Ryoko?
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 9, 2005 12:13:09 GMT -5
Just hand to hand?
Ryoko. The strength from the jewel in her wrist is enough to take out a small building.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 9, 2005 13:10:54 GMT -5
I think that would qualify as powers.
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 9, 2005 20:25:11 GMT -5
Oh.
Still Ryoko.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 9, 2005 20:33:40 GMT -5
Ok...
Which arrogant snooty princess type is the worst about thinking their respective series' hero loves them, Aeka or Kodachi Kuno?
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 9, 2005 20:36:05 GMT -5
Definitely Kodachi. At least Aeka has her doubts sometimes (if you believe the manga...).
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 9, 2005 20:44:25 GMT -5
(Haven't read the Tenchi Manga.)
Who has it worse, Tenchi or Ranma?
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 9, 2005 20:46:27 GMT -5
Ranma.
Tenchi hasn't been poisoned, kidnapped, "assaulted" by cats or forced into marrages to people he's not that interested in. And that's not counting his troubles at school!
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 9, 2005 20:51:30 GMT -5
Yeah, but Tenchi's been attacked by would-be conquerers of the universe (Muyo!), chased by the Galaxy Police (Universe), nearly been brainwashed by a psychotic twelve year-old (Shin), Seduced by a TREE (In Love) and caught in the middle of too damn many things over his head to count! (Anything)
And let's not forget that his own GREAT-AUNT (Aeka) wants to marry him, screw him, and have kids with him, and not nessicarily in that order, either...
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 9, 2005 20:56:27 GMT -5
But Tenchi has at least one goddess on his side in Muyo!, and a mad scientist...
... Okay, you have a point.
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