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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 9, 2007 9:02:49 GMT -5
"Emotions leading to the Dark Side? Ignoring them being the Light Side? Nerf-dung. Wilhuff Tarkin was one of the calmest, most emotionless people I've ever encountered - and he was also one of the evilest; he could calmly order the death of an entire planet and not even care. It seems that ignoring his emotions didn't lead him to the Light. And the flip side of that is that during the time of the Old Jedi Order, the greatest of the Jedi Masters and leader of the Jedi Council, Mace Windu, was one of the most emotional and firey personalities in the Order - he never joined the Dark Side because he let his emotions fuel him without letting them rule him." -- Johus Orden on the Jedi Code.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 14, 2007 15:43:12 GMT -5
My humorscope for today; "Bide your time, and don't do anything rash or in anger. Remember: Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a light bearnaise sauce."
"Courage conquers all things; it even gives strength to the body." -- fortune cookie
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 15, 2007 18:10:13 GMT -5
"You will finally find your spirit guide today, and your life will take on new meaning. Unfortunately for you, your spirit guide will turn out to have a sense of humor." -- Today's Humorscope for Scorpio. (Man, it's right - that was one smart-assed Wolf....)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 16, 2007 11:26:17 GMT -5
(Inspired by a comment made by my mother while Jessica and I were watching Operation Overdrive at her house)
The Inverse Law of Ranger Fighting Abilities - The better a Ranger SHOULD be able to fight (Atheletes, military, law enforceent, secret agents, stuntmen, etc....), the less capable they really are of fighting well.
(While a bunch of Scenic City teens who only know what they've taught themselves about fighting are regularly able to kick a lot of ass...)
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Post by Enigma! on Jun 18, 2007 22:14:39 GMT -5
"It is awlways darkest before it gets pitch black."
~ Anon.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 18, 2007 23:35:27 GMT -5
It was Hannibal who said that on an episode of A-Team.
Hannibal: Now, we can do this the hard way or the easy way. In about a minute, I and my three friends are going to unleash on you your worst nightmare. You're gonna wish the earth opened up underneath your feet and swallowed you whole.
Crazy Tommy T: What's the easy way?
Hannibal: Oh, that was the easy way.
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Post by Enigma! on Jun 19, 2007 22:22:21 GMT -5
"Biting the hand that feeds you is only a good idea if the hand tastes better than what it's feeding you."
~ Dan.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 19, 2007 23:59:03 GMT -5
"That's about as smart as starving a wolf and then trying to pet it."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 21, 2007 0:31:20 GMT -5
"Don't annoy the folks who save your ass. Annoying them makes them less inclined to do so."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 2, 2007 21:29:47 GMT -5
The 15th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Irritate The Lunatic With Explosives, For He Has Few Qualms About Using Them.
(Short version; J.T. is a bit sensitive to high-pitch sounds. The neighbors were setting off fireworks with whistlers. Finally, he got some of the firecrackers he had left over from last year, walked out on the front porch and without saying a word, lit them off. It scared the crap out of them. I'm not joking, either,he heard one of the neighbors say so.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 7, 2007 18:09:28 GMT -5
Never tell a lie when the truth will work twice as well.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 11, 2007 17:05:42 GMT -5
"Morphicon" and "Power Morphicon" are two ENTIRELY seperate conventions, "Morphicon" is an ANTHROmorphic fan convention, "Power Morphicon" is the Power Rangers convention.
It's very important not to get them confused...
(Though, DAMN, have you read the rules for attending Power Morphicon? Damn at the amount of them....)
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 13, 2007 23:29:50 GMT -5
If all the worlds a stage, try to be the one in charge of the trap door.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 14, 2007 5:00:00 GMT -5
If all the world's a stage, try to be the leading man - and don't forget to rig the auditions for leading lady!
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 14, 2007 22:09:13 GMT -5
If all the world's a stage, don't try to write the script. It'll always end badly.
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