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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 18, 2005 0:06:37 GMT -5
The Rule of Involvement: Your friends will always become involved, whether you like it or not, so you might as well tell them everything. -- Magnus' Laws
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 18, 2005 12:28:31 GMT -5
The Resistance Rule: If you can still feel pain; you can still fight.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 19, 2005 8:45:42 GMT -5
The Service/"Family" Rule: Security Clearance isn't a game, it's as real as a bullet in the head.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 20, 2005 18:28:44 GMT -5
The Sidney Freedman Rule: Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice; pull down your pants, and slide on the ice. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by JP Gibb on Jun 21, 2005 11:11:11 GMT -5
You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 21, 2005 11:26:15 GMT -5
The Impact Rule: Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 21, 2005 11:30:55 GMT -5
Always expect the phone to ring at the worst times.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 23, 2005 16:35:02 GMT -5
The "Norming" Rule: If it's in your favor, just shut the hell up and take it.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 24, 2005 7:58:12 GMT -5
Don't wear pentagram earrings when going out to meet your parents.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 24, 2005 10:35:16 GMT -5
The Shape To Do Rule: If you're not dead, then you're in good enough shape to do what needs to be done. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by JP Gibb on Jun 24, 2005 20:34:54 GMT -5
Technology rule: If you need it, it'll be broken.
Corollary to technology rule: If you call tech support, it'll be fine when they arrive.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 25, 2005 6:24:59 GMT -5
Anime Law #46:
Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 25, 2005 11:01:21 GMT -5
The Ryoga Rule: Best Rivals are as important as Best Friends. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 25, 2005 12:02:50 GMT -5
Anime Law #15
Law of Inexhaustability
No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
Guess nobody told Trowa, huh?
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 25, 2005 12:11:15 GMT -5
The Zolo Rule: Being the best is about heart. -- Magnus' Laws.
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