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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 25, 2005 12:22:42 GMT -5
FATE
"I doesn't matter how talented you are... If you're big, ugly, and American, you're destined to get crappy bit parts in anime."-- Unknown
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 25, 2005 12:34:11 GMT -5
The Protectiveness Rule: Hurt me and know death, hurt her and know worse. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 26, 2005 10:52:28 GMT -5
"Handsome is as handsome does." -- Peregrin Took
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 26, 2005 13:19:56 GMT -5
The No Place Like Home Rule: Three days in the infimary makes the most shithole of barracks look like a mansion. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 26, 2005 13:22:27 GMT -5
"If you are blonde and your lover has black hair, do not go to Imladris. There is something that makes this combination become incredibly stupid upon arival."-- Middle-Earth Tour Book
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 26, 2005 13:49:15 GMT -5
(Uh... Amanda, aren't you blonde and Daniel dark-haired?)
The Law of Consideration: When in doubt, think. When certain, act. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 26, 2005 13:52:53 GMT -5
(Exactly. That's why I prefer Lothlorien or Mirkwood.)
"Upon arriving in Taur E-Ndaedelos, you will recive instructions not to flirt with the youngest prince. Heed this warning. Your life depends on it." -- Middle-Earth Tour Book
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 26, 2005 14:13:42 GMT -5
The Law of Family: Mess with me all you like, but go near my family and I'll come down on you like the hammer of God. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by JP Gibb on Jun 26, 2005 16:30:18 GMT -5
First rule of anime figting: If the hero is armed with a big-ass sword, he will win, no matter how many badguys, or what they're armed with.
Second rule of anime fighting: Groups of badguys will attack a single hero mano-a-mano, no matter how little sense it makes.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 26, 2005 16:48:22 GMT -5
The Balance Rule: Overestimate and lose a victory, underestimate and be destroyed. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 26, 2005 20:54:54 GMT -5
Anime law #41
Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 26, 2005 22:18:12 GMT -5
The Hot Rod (Transformer) Rule: Never let your attitude reflect the gravity of the situation. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 26, 2005 22:19:29 GMT -5
Do not tell your enemy how to do the Vulcan Nerve Pinch when he's trying to do it to you.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 26, 2005 22:28:28 GMT -5
The Rule of Supplies: Victory through self-sufficency. (Alternately: Efficency through self-sufficency.) -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 26, 2005 22:41:13 GMT -5
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
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