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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 17:34:35 GMT -5
The Foxworthy Rule: The real reason comedians are so funny is because what they say is usually true... -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 17:37:51 GMT -5
(How many Magnus rules do you have?)
Wargs are not good housepets.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 17:41:24 GMT -5
Forty at the moment, and I'm always adding to them.
The Cowboy's Hat Rule: You'll be able to do the impossible before you can take something that has special meaning to someone. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 17:42:50 GMT -5
Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 18:00:54 GMT -5
The Joker Rule: Never trust ANYONE who grins that big, they're always up to something.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 18:05:20 GMT -5
"Bryan: It's always the quiet ones.
Rei: AHEM!
Bryan: You did wipe out a world, Rei.
Ryoko: Hey, I took down Jurai once.
Bryan: Okay, so sometimes it's the noisy ones, too."-- Weber MST17
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 18:24:28 GMT -5
The Law of Movie Clothing: It doesn't matter how much they have on at any other time, the female lead will be scantily clad and/or wearing some other form of figure enhancing garment at some point in the movie.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 18:27:13 GMT -5
Addendum: The woman, if for some reason has no need to remove her clothing, there will then be the Gratuitous Shower Scene.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 18:33:53 GMT -5
The Law of Instincts: A person's instincts are usually right. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 18:51:05 GMT -5
If Rose Nylund says the phrase "...Back in St. Olaf..." RUN LIKE HELL!
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 19:05:48 GMT -5
The Law of Working for the Villian: Never access protected files unless death is on your plans for the night. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 19:08:48 GMT -5
Villians will always begin to monolouge at the worst times for them, best times for you.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 19:19:40 GMT -5
The Batman Rule: Criminals are a superstitous and cowardly lot.
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Post by JP Gibb on Jun 28, 2005 19:20:59 GMT -5
Urban warfare and mecha do not mix.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 19:26:03 GMT -5
Life is strange.
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