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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 19:36:22 GMT -5
The Batman Beyond Rule: Symbols can never truely be destroyed. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Mortimus
Bard
"I look forward to killing you soon!"
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Post by Mortimus on Jun 28, 2005 20:28:29 GMT -5
"Don't get mad, get sadistic." - Crypto 'Destroy All Humans'
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 20:30:01 GMT -5
When babysitting El'dan and El'hir, lock the door.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 20:41:52 GMT -5
The Law of Evildoer Speeches: Someone will always have brought fruit, vegetables, or eggs.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 20:42:27 GMT -5
I don't get it.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 20:50:28 GMT -5
To throw when the bad guy's true motives are revealed...
The Law of Comics and Life: Life is enough like comics that reading them can teach you many things that'll help in life.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 20:52:14 GMT -5
We need to get paid. Our lives are comic books.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 21:00:42 GMT -5
All light bulbs will be made out of bulletproof glass to prevent the hero from shooting out the lights and having the cover of darkness to move in. -- Evil Overlord List; Magnus Version.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 28, 2005 21:02:51 GMT -5
(Could I have a copy of that Evil Overlord list? I've been wanting it since I heard about it in that Clayton fic)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 28, 2005 21:26:06 GMT -5
www.eviloverlord.com (No shit. But the one I posted here and a couple others are just my little additions to the list since submissions are no longer taken.) The Law of Hatred: Don't hate someone because they're beautiful, better reasons can be found than that. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by JP Gibb on Jun 29, 2005 19:07:55 GMT -5
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 29, 2005 19:28:58 GMT -5
(They're working on a law to make that illegal, which I can agree with. It's one thing to have free speech, it's another to use that to be disrespectful of the country and people that give you that right.)
The Law of Appearances: I never planned to win "Most Handsome Male" anyway.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 29, 2005 23:24:52 GMT -5
The Law of Magnus Betting: Never bet against a Magnus.
The Law of Knowledge: Knowledge is power. Specifically, what I know and you don't gives me power over you. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 30, 2005 7:07:05 GMT -5
Do not spend the night with your nine year-old cousin when you are ten years older. There's not much you can do.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 30, 2005 7:37:12 GMT -5
The Law of Post-Coitial Wake-up During The Week: Having to leave a beautiful woman alone in bed and go off to work should be against the law.
The Law of Post-Coitial Wake-up On The Weekend: Turn over, look at the sleeping woman, then wrap your arms around her and go back to sleep. -- Magnus' Laws.
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