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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 30, 2005 8:20:30 GMT -5
It should be a law that if you have to leave said beautiful woman alone, that you write her a sweet little note and place it on your pillow with a single red rose.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 30, 2005 12:51:29 GMT -5
(I DO get home only a few hours later... and we pick up where we left off. *smirks*)
The Korea Law: "Police Actions", "Conflicts", "Border Troubles" and such are Wars, despite what might be said. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 30, 2005 13:00:49 GMT -5
(It's still sweet)
If somebody says not to do something, that something will be done by the person it was said to.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 30, 2005 13:12:41 GMT -5
The Law of Practicing Medicine: It helps if you think you're God. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 30, 2005 13:16:31 GMT -5
Psychiatrists should be killed. Except for Sidney.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 30, 2005 13:21:45 GMT -5
The Stepanak Law: When you're only out to screw yourself, screwing everyone is unethical. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 30, 2005 22:46:28 GMT -5
The Law of Busting Damns (sic): When someone finally puts aside their social programming and becomes themself, pray you're not in their line of fire. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 1, 2005 20:33:19 GMT -5
The Breakfast Club Law: Before you can avoid becoming your parents, you have to stare into the abyss that made them and not blink. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 2, 2005 17:51:41 GMT -5
The Law of Unit and Family: Once in, always part, nothing else matters.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 3, 2005 9:28:50 GMT -5
The Law of Love and Moods: Being in love and loved creates an indestructible good mood.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 4, 2005 14:04:06 GMT -5
Going outside the order of Magnus' Laws, a special set for Independence Day:
The Most Important Law; Never make it personal.
The First Marine Corps Law: IAO, Improvise, Adapt, Overcome.
The Second Marine Corps Law: Surrender is not in our creed.
The Return of The Most Important Law: Destroying someone's home is the easiest way to make it personal.
The Meaning Law: America stands for something, forget that and she means nothing.
The Winning Law: No matter how he's armed, no matter how outmatched he is, as long as he's fighting FOR something, the hero NEVER loses.
The Batman Beyond Law: Symbols can never truely be destroyed.
The Law of Unit and Family: Once in, always part, nothing else matters.
The Law of Showdowns: When a showdown takes place, the fun has begun.
The First Reattoir Law: Don't start anything you can't finish.
And Finally:
The Law of America: Mess with me all you like, but NEVER disrespect my country.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 5, 2005 7:10:21 GMT -5
The Law of Marriage: Marry for love, any other reason is stupidity. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 5, 2005 20:09:37 GMT -5
The Law of Foreboding: If it makes John T. Magnus go "Oh... shit.", things will not turn out well. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 6, 2005 13:04:36 GMT -5
Always hope and pray that if you go away for four days you will not find 600+ e-mails in your box.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 6, 2005 14:08:31 GMT -5
The Law of Surviving Accidents: Relax. Personal experience has proven that your chances increase drastically if you're not tense at the moment or moments of impact.
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