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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 6, 2005 14:14:56 GMT -5
The Law of Showdowns: When a showdown takes place, the fun has begun.
The Law of Annoying Amanda Curtindolph: John T. Magnus and/or Jessica Parker discussing their sex life will ALWAYS get on Amanda's nerves. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 6, 2005 17:41:37 GMT -5
The Law of Attitudes: Never get an attitude with someone who's got a worse one than you.
The Law of Defining "Above and Beyond": Saving my brother's ass is part of the job.
The Law of Explaining Things: When you can't talk sense into them, knock it into them. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 7, 2005 8:23:27 GMT -5
Hope and pray you will never become a Magnus Law.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 7, 2005 11:13:30 GMT -5
The Hanging Tree Law: To really live, you must almost die.
The Liberty Valance Law: When two men go out to face each other, only one returns.
The Law of Couples: Opposites don't attract, similarities mean nothing, and in the end the only way it'll work out is if the two are equals. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 8, 2005 12:00:51 GMT -5
The Law of Destiny: We make our OWN destinies.
The Law of Predestiny: Don't believe in it.
The Law of Repairs: Hit it, if it still doesn't work, hit it harder.
The Law of Doing Anything: It helps to be slightly insane.
The Law of Being In Command: It helps to be more than slightly insane. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 8, 2005 20:29:57 GMT -5
The Law of Weird Families: It doesn't matter how bad they are, there is always a family weirder than your own.
The Law of Jumping to Conclusions: It's ok if you jump to conclusions as long as you jump to the correct conclusions.
The Law of People and Actions: A good person can do evil things, and an evil person can do good, but what they really are will always shine through eventually.
The Law of Love and Fear: If it scares you that they might not be there when you wake up, if you run out before they can answer because you're afraid of hearing in the negative, if something happens to you and your first thought is to be afraid of what would happen to them, it's true love.
-- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 9, 2005 10:10:15 GMT -5
The Law of Arrogance Regarding Women: He who gets cocky will get it hurt.
The Ta'Lon Law: Someone who carries their weapon in their heart has someone who carries their weapon in their hand outmatched two to one.
The First Reattoir Law: Don't start anything you can't finish.
The Second Reattoir Law: When the other person is bigger than you are, carry an equalizer.
The Law of Revenge: Few forms of it are better than getting the opportunity to beat the shit out of your significant other's ex. (One day, I hope to put this to the test and prove it true.)
-- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 10, 2005 11:44:24 GMT -5
The Law of Chivalry: Chivalry is not dead, just dead-tired.
The Law of America: Mess with me all you like, but NEVER disrespect my country.
The Law of Bluffing: Never bluff when the other guy can see your cards.
The Law of The Gambler: There's four things you need to know: Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.
The Law of Defection: Never completely trust someone who's changed sides.
The Law of Toddlers: Either they look innocent and you wonder if they're up to something or they look like they're up to something and you wonder just what it is.
The Law of Romance and Secrets: Life's so much easier when you don't have to hide the fact that you love them with everything you have and that they return the feeling. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 12, 2005 9:06:32 GMT -5
Even if you have to make a family weirder than yours.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 12, 2005 9:31:41 GMT -5
The Law of Combat: No battle worth fighting is easily won.
The Law of Travel: It doesn't matter when you get home as long as you get home.
The Law of Villian Battle Speeches: When the villian talks during battle, they'll almost always give you important information that'll help you kick their ass.
The Law of Morning Bad Moods: If John T. Magnus doesn't get to spend time with Jessica Parker in the morning, don't expect him to be anything other than hostile until he can do so. -- Magnus' Laws
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 12, 2005 12:08:42 GMT -5
If your muses are fighting over the PS2, send them into your little brother's room so he can teach them how to play Halo. They will be pulling their hair out in no time.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 12, 2005 12:15:21 GMT -5
The Law of Wartime vs. Peacetime: A country tightly bound in peace will come undone in war, while a country loosely governed in peace will, in time of war, come together as one and be stronger.
The Law of Females Needing Help: They'll always phrase it "You're my only hope". (See Star Wars IV: A New Hope or Final Fantasy VIII for proof of law.)
The Fisherman's Horizon Law: If it sounds deep... it probably isn't.
The Law of Meeting The Parents: They're something special if you can trust your fiancee in the same room with your father and the TV. -- Jessica Parker. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 12, 2005 12:18:12 GMT -5
No one will ever remember that for males it's fiance and for females fiancee. Except for the French.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 12, 2005 12:25:31 GMT -5
(That's because "Fiancee is a FRENCH word!"... I'm sorry, I haven't seen Au Pair 2, but I LOVED the first Au Pair.)
The Mythbusters Law: If you duplicate the situation and it doesn't work, it's time to see what it takes to replicate the results.
The Law of "Cooling a Six-Pack": Science plus Beer equals Good.
The Law of Luck: Opportunity plus Ability equals Luck
The Law of Being Lucky: Being lucky is another way of saying you're blessed.
The Law of Females and Fighting Fair: Females never fight fair... Those kisses always turn the tide in their favor...
(Don't act like you don't like it, Johnnie... In fact, I believe that last time that happened your exact words were "I may have lost, but damn... what a way to lose...")
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 13, 2005 19:56:13 GMT -5
The R.H.I.P. Law: Rank hath its privileges. -- Magnus' Laws.
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