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Post by Enigma! on Jul 13, 2005 23:12:38 GMT -5
The Norvile "Shaggy" Rogers Law:
If you are a coward, anything spooky that can happen, will happen.
To you.
Repeatedly.
(From "The Curtindolph Family Manifesto")
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 14, 2005 7:33:49 GMT -5
The Batman Forever Law: Entrance adds to intimidation. -- Magnus' Laws.
("Your's was good, his was better." -- Edward Nygma, The Riddler, "Batman Forever")
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 14, 2005 11:23:13 GMT -5
Do not come between your brother and his XBox.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 14, 2005 17:56:30 GMT -5
The Law of Evil Duplicates: You can't fight yourself and win, you have to trade 'sparring partners' with one of your teammates. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by JP Gibb on Jul 14, 2005 19:44:35 GMT -5
Mythbusters law #8: Rockets make everything better.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 14, 2005 20:15:22 GMT -5
The Law of Fighting Duplicates: If alone, to defeat yourself, you must know yourself. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 16, 2005 9:47:45 GMT -5
The Galatea Law: If you can't beat them with brawn, beat them with brains. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 16, 2005 9:49:20 GMT -5
The Law of Looks: It's never a good thing when a female gets that "Ooh, a challenge" look... -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 17, 2005 11:24:35 GMT -5
The Law of Friendship: A true friend is someone with whom you feel free to be yourself. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by JP Gibb on Jul 17, 2005 13:06:29 GMT -5
First rule of Junkyard Wars: Always, always, always test the engine first, then move on.
JP's law of Iron Chef America challengers: If the Iron Chef is Mario Batali, and the secret ingredient is an Italian item, you are screwed.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 17, 2005 13:22:27 GMT -5
The Law of Dangerous Words: The most dangerous words in the English language go as follows: "I'm bored". -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by JP Gibb on Jul 17, 2005 13:23:40 GMT -5
I thought that was "Some Assembly Required"?
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 17, 2005 13:38:19 GMT -5
(No, that's Most Frustrating.)
The 9-11 Law: Forgiving is one thing, but never, EVER forget. -- Magnus' Laws.
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Post by Enigma! on Jul 19, 2005 12:57:54 GMT -5
The Ellis Family Code.
Justin
The Tater Salad Law: It doesn't matter how many people it takes to beat your ass. What matters is how many will be used.
Only two people may say that their hands are dangerous weapons (For different reasons): Bruce Lee and Mihoshi.
Be patient with people who are stupid, but have no tolerance for ignorance.
One's tongue can cause more trouble than one's fists.
Nolan
To be the best, you must beat the best.
It's never truly lonely at the top; someone's always there trying to push you down.
"When you lose, don't lose the message." ~ His Holiness, The Dalai Lama
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Aaron
Robin's Law: Winning isn't everything, it's just the only thing that matters.
Miller's Law: Why hate someone for what they look like, what they believe in, their gender or their age, when, if you get to know them, you can find more valid reasons to hate them?
All one needs to fly is courage, imagination, and a good set of in-line skates.
Aaron's First Law of Dueling: The "Heart of The Cards" has no power against the "Soul of the Game."
Aaron's Second Law of Dueling: If you face off against someone who uses faith in his abilities as a thinly veiled plot device that let's him pull the necessary card at crucial moments, KILL HIM.
Colin
There is a thin line between "eccentric" and "mad"; that line may be found in a laboratory.
All geniuses are insane until their inventions can either make money or save lives.
The biggest muscle in the human (or penguin) body is the brain. The strongest are in the mouth.
Only fools believe they are 100 % right about anything.
If it doesn't make common sense, it probably won't make scientific sense either.
Duncan
Roosevelt's Law, Modified: Speak softly, and carry a big war hammer.
The only difference between cowards and heroes is that heroes don't let their fears stop them.
When all else fails, punch 'em in the balls.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, unless those few are family.
If an enemy is destroying itself, let it do so.
Mason
If it bleeds, it can die.
Knowing an enemy's weakness is one's greatest strength.
An army is only as strong as its weakest soldier.
The sword is not the soul of a warrior, but what that sword stands for.
Show no mercy until it is asked of you. And sometimes, not even then.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 19, 2005 13:29:11 GMT -5
(Nolan... I RECOGNIZE that last one... *dons his Marine Corps Class C hat - Woodland Pattern*)
The Law of Stupidity Tolerance: Even when a person can tolerate everything else, they can still have a low tolerance for stupidity, especially when the person acting stupidly is not themselves stupid. -- Magnus' Laws.
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