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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 20, 2006 3:04:46 GMT -5
- ...You have a list of ways to kill Barney, Boobah, Spongebob Squarepants, Brittney Speares, etc.... (19 ways for most, 18 for Brittney since the 19th way is "Force to attend a Brittney Speares concert... front row seats.") (Hey, it's better than "Dress as Bulma and hand over to Amanda." ...Yes, I know, I am evil.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 24, 2006 7:47:03 GMT -5
- ...while most people smile daydreaming about their wedding or winning the big game, you smile when daydreaming about killing someone who betrayed you or someone you care about.
- ...you routinely start sentences with "In the words of the ancients..." ("In the words of the ancients, ' shut up and kiss the girl.'", "In the words of the ancients, 'Let's get the hell out of here.'", "In the words of the ancients, 'Oh, shit.'", Etc...)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 7, 2006 1:29:36 GMT -5
- ...your idea of school spirit is letting the jocks/cheerleaders live.
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Post by Enigma! on Mar 7, 2006 22:33:24 GMT -5
- ... Your definition of school spirit is killing the cheerleaders/jocks off and not exorcising their ghosts.
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Post by Enigma! on Mar 24, 2006 23:37:03 GMT -5
- ... You do a little dance when a bugle call plays on M*A*S*H.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Apr 4, 2006 21:09:47 GMT -5
- ...you've ever woken in the middle of the night wondering such questions as "Mary Ann or Ginger?" or "Why is there no bathroom in Clue?".
(Seriously, not only is there NOT a bathroom in Clue, there's not even enough ROOM for there to be an unseen bathroom anywhere in the mansion!) |
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Post by J. T./Jessica on May 7, 2006 1:08:54 GMT -5
- ...your idea of a 'date movie' is a Grade-B Sci-Fi movie for you and your partner to MST.
- ...you've ever written yourself and your friends as a superhero team. (*Whistles innocently.*)
- ...you have over a day's worth of music on your laptop and it's mostly classic rock or country.
- ...If you've ever sang songs from a musical.
* ...in public
** ...at work
*** ...while on the clock
**** ...with people in the store
***** ...besides your fellow clerk who's also Literati.
- ...If you've ever spoken with your FRIENDS' Spirit Guides, you might just be Literati!
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 7, 2006 16:14:26 GMT -5
- ...If you can see your favorite couple in almost anything (Tommy and Kim in "The Parent Trap", in "The Princess Bride", even "Never Been Kissed"...)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 1, 2006 22:17:37 GMT -5
- ...you randomly spout lines from your favorite shows or movies. (I.E.: "Welcome to Earth!" "Shift into Turbo!", "I know nothing, Colonel Hogan!")
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 3, 2006 18:15:30 GMT -5
- ...you've developed a fear of oranges. (from watching/playing too much of The Godfather.)
- ...more than two minutes between smart remarks during a show or movie can be considered a miracle.
- ...your insurance company thinks your ninja is a motorcycle. (Hasn't happened yet, but wouldn't surprise me... This, I should add, was something Jessica mentioned when that one commercial for Geico was on...)
- ...when cheating in a video game, you sing a song appropriate to your cheat. (I.E., Queen's "I Am Immortal" {Or whatever the theme from Highlander was...} when using an infinate life cheat.)
- ...You dress as a character from your favorite show. (Tommy)
- * ...complete with props. (White Falcon coin and black carry-bag with DinoThunder symbol painted on it.)
- ** ...you feel no shame in doing so.
- *** ...you actually wish your costume was more complete. (some of the colors were wrong and I wish I had a Brachio-Morpher to wear with it....)
- (Actually not Literati, but...) ...You might be a member of the Kim Oliver Conspiracy if you go frame by frame through Tommy's house in DinoThunder looking for anything Kim-related.
- * ...if you think you found something. (I swear, that rock looks like part of Kimberly's Pink Ranger helmet!)
- ** ...It turns out you actually HAVE found something. (Not yet, but one day... one day...)
- ... you scare people by referring to fireworks as 'boom-booms' and 'explosives'.
- ... it takes you four days to watch "Independence Day" because you'll watch 'July 1' on July first, the second on the second, third on the third and 'July 4 - Independence Day' on the Fourth of July. (Been planning to do so for a couple years, but haven't ever managed to...)
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 6, 2006 18:31:46 GMT -5
[/li][li]...You dress as a character from your favorite show. (Tommy) [/li][li]* ...complete with props. (White Falcon coin and black carry-bag with DinoThunder symbol painted on it.) [/li][li]** ...you feel no shame in doing so. [/li][li]*** ...you actually wish your costume was more complete. (some of the colors were wrong and I wish I had a Brachio-Morpher to wear with it....)[/quote] - ...And you dress as Kim to complement it.
(Um, J.T., could you fix this for me?) |
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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 14, 2006 15:54:35 GMT -5
...You join the Kim Oliver Conspiracy.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 14, 2006 16:33:42 GMT -5
- ...You FORMED the Kim Oliver Conspiracy.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 19, 2006 0:53:41 GMT -5
- ...Your preferred pairings change according to which version of a show you're watching.
(Kira/Trent - Yellow/White for Power Rangers DinoThunder, but Ryouga and Ranru - AbareRed and AbareYellow make such a CUTE couple in Bakuryuu Sentai AbaRanger. You should see in episode three when she first meets Mei and thinks she's Ryouga's daughter {Well, he is raising her, so she is in that way, but biologically she's his niece.}, her expression is priceless, and the scene in episode ten where Ryouga and Ranru share a bag of mushrooms while waiting on Yukito is cute in it's 'completely comfortable with each other'-ness.)
- ...The Windows Start-Up sound on your laptop is the Dragon Dagger playing.
- ...If your friends, including the unrepentant Tolkien slasher, beg you to stop coming up with story ideas for your favorite pairings.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 20, 2006 3:07:05 GMT -5
- ...You ignore them and keep coming up with them anyway... (Johnnie...)
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