You Might Be Literati If...

[J. T./Jessica]

Keep in mind, these have to be things that have REALLY HAPPENED, save things you haven't done for "I've Never".

You Might Be Literati If...

• You scare people by simply being somewhere. (Amanda's parents, simply by getting out of the car.)
  
• You have more than two edged weapons in your residence (...I think three, would be four but I put the machete in the car a couple weeks back.)

[Enigma!]

• ... You can recite, in it's entirety (including the beep), the Emergency Brodcast System Test.
  
• ... while standing on your head. (I did it two years ago, on a bet, while in college. Second easiest twenty bucks I ever made.)
  

[Mortimus]

• You can recite lines from most movies you've ever seen and amaze some of your friends with your knowledge of it.
  
• You feel like Neo from The Matrix whenever your blindfolded.
  

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You live by the principle of "Smile. It makes them wonder what you're up to." (High School, nuff said, eh?)
  
• ...You sing for no appearant reason on a regular basis. (Guilty. I sing to pass the time a lot of the time, if I'm waiting on someone, if I'm walking out to the mailbox, etc...)
  
• ...You can't read a book/watch a movie/watch tv/Etc. without making comments about it. (I did it LONG before my MSTing days, I'll probably always do it.)
  

[Enigma!]

• ... You can quote "Call of Cthulu" without having read or Googled it. (See my signature below.)
  

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You and friends have ever spontaneously broken into a round of "It's The End Of The World". (Me, Yolanda and Amanda, when talking about the fact that all of the Daltonian Three might end up working at the same place.)
  
• ...Your friends dread hearing certain songs around you. (I speak truth, there was a time that Amanda HATED hearing Brooks & Dunn's "Brand New Man" since it usually meant that any phone conversation we were having was about to end and Jessica and I were going to be kissing.)
  
• ...In your head, a soundtrack for your life is playing. (Guilty... Too often guilty...)
  

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...Your answer/excuse/explanation for anything involves past lives. (I.E., Patton {Me}, Helen of Troy {Amanda}, etc.)
  

[Enigma!]

• ... If you ever have distrusted or continue to distrust anyone under 13 or over 32 years old. (Between my cousins and my uncles, it's almost impossible to believe anyone in my family...)
  

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You've taught a two-year-old the operations of a car. (Scary thing? Brook was paying attention when I was doing that...)
  
• ...You and your friends can discuss politics, religion, sexual orientations, etc. with no problems, but fights break out over pairings in your favorite books/movies/shows/etc. (We're ALL guilty of that one.)
  
• ...You and your friends are making an Evil Overlord list based on what you'd do. (*Shifts his eyes back and forth*)
  
• ...You can't remember most of what they taught you in high school, but you can rattle off every aspect of your self-based character's universe. (Amanda... Daniel... Me...)
  
• ...Your friends get annoyed with you and your significant other because it's taken you a shorter time to get farther along in your relationship than it has them in their's. (You know who you are... Amanda, Daniel...)
  

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You've ever woken someone up with your laughter during a late-night fanfiction reading session.
  
• ...You have to remind yourself not to drink or eat and read certain fanfiction authors. (This happened again just tonight. I made the mistake of taking a drink while reading Red Witch's "Career Day For Dummies" - rwfl.t35.com/misfits/careerdayfordummies01.html - and spent the next couple minutes coughing because of it.)
  

[Enigma!]

• ... You've nearly gotten into a fistfight with your friend over whether white chocolate is real chocolate. (Remember that one, J.T.?)
  

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You have ever said in complete seriousness, "If only the good die young, I'm gonna live forever." (or anything similar.
  
• ...You have a quote for any occasion.
  
• ...There's a random word or phrase that you use when you have nothing else to say or if you want people to wonder. ("Monkey", "Taco Salad", etc...)
  

[Enigma!]

• ... If you name your pets after anime characters. (Vash, Meryl, Millie, and Knives; my bunnies.)
  
• ... If you've seen "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny," and asked, "where's Wolverine and Sephiroth?"
  
• ... If you can say to someone, "I wish I knew how to quit you," without cracking up, just to see their reaction. (Twice, a few weeks ago.)
  

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You have more than two hundred action figures.
  
• * ...Most of which you made yourself.
  
• ** ...And are still making more.
  
• *** ...Including ones based on yourself and your friends.
  
• ...The local comic shop staff knows you on sight and knows your interests ("What If's" and classic Captain America, mainly...)
  
• ...To pass time, you come up with story ideas.
  
• * ...and later write them.
  
• ** ...and they expand into a whole universe. (Amalgam-M.)
  

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...you've ever had to wonder if you had more blood IN you or ON you.