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Post by BloodAngel on Jul 14, 2008 21:56:07 GMT -5
Unless you've changed a lot of stuff and not said anything, as far as I know, I'm dead by suicide.
Wouldn't do that if there were kids. Unless this happens after the whole "JT goes to the future thing."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 15, 2008 13:22:55 GMT -5
*Nods*
It happens after that - maybe even after the series-so-far.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 10, 2008 23:44:57 GMT -5
Fourth Wall? We don't NEED no stinkin' Fourth Wall!
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 14, 2008 0:34:47 GMT -5
"Time of darkness, dead rising, evil walking the streets, Power Weapons won't work on ghosts and undead - Only one thing to do," J.T. commented.
"Call it quits?" Mike asked.
"Call an exorcist," Jessica answered.
"Call the Ghostbusters," Justin said with a hint of finality.
"Just about," J.T. replied, nodding at the Red Ranger, then turning to look at Billy, "Billy, how long would it take you to put together about a dozen man-portable Cyclotrons with hand-held particle emitters?"
The Blue Power Ranger stared at the Dragonfire Ranger for a moment, then spoke in uncharacteristic plain, "You want me to build us Proton Packs?"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 14, 2008 0:35:22 GMT -5
Billy was standing next to the counter at Highway 2, waiting for Yolanda to arrive when J.T. and Daniel entered the store. In itself, this wasn't abnormal - the fact that they were talking lowly between themselves and not going immediately to their respective fiances who were manning the counter, however, was.
"Maybe. I was thinking stasis field or something - there's gotta be one somewhere in the Command Center."
"Nah, the fact that he can travel the world in the amount of time he does probably means he has some way to either freeze time for us or accelerate time for him."
"Good point. Okay, how about this?"
The Blue Power Ranger blinked in confusion from what he had overheard as the two Literati Rangers moved on out of earshot.
"It's that time of year again, isn't it?" Amanda sighed, "I had almost forgot."
"Sav! How? They've done this every year as far as I know," Jessica answered.
"If you don't mind my inquiry, what have they done on an annual basis?" Billy had to ask.
"They think Santa is evil," Amanda said.
"My apologies, my hearing must be less than optimal, I would have construed your statement as being that they believe Santa Claus is evil."
"That's right, you're new here," Jessica replied after she figured out what he had said, "She did say that. Johnnie and Daniel both think Santa Claus is evil, and every year they set out to, in their words, 'end his reign of terror and manipulation before his master plan succeeds'."
Amanda crossed her arms, "All I have to say is that if they succeed and I don't get any presents because of it, they're gonna have a serious problem."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 14, 2008 0:35:47 GMT -5
"Spirit Megazord, Online! 'We shall do this thing!'"
"Firestorm Megazord, All your base are belong to us!"
"Blizzard Force, Full Force!"
"Ultrazord, ready!"
"Just plain 'Ultrazord'?"J.T. chuckled, "You guys suck."
"Hey," Jason replied, "When we started this we didn't NEED anything more than 'Ultrazord' - we were the only team there was on Earth, we didn't have to stand out from others."
"In other words, you're old."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 14, 2008 0:36:17 GMT -5
"Here we are, mighty warriors, powerful defenders, members of the ultimate force for good in the universe and what are we doing? Babysitting a pair of two year olds while their parents have nights out - just because they're also Rangers!"
A fish came flying out of nowhere to hit J.T. in the face.
"...And the penguin. HOW could I forget the penguin? Didn't I already do this with the Dinobabies?"
(Sky Tate, Elizabeth Delgado and Duncan Curtindolph, in that order.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 14, 2008 0:39:47 GMT -5
"What kind of idiot are you to bring a knife to a gunfight?"
"Actually, considering who and what I am, a more appropriate question would be 'What kind of idiot are YOU to bring a gun to a swordfight?'"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 14, 2008 0:40:30 GMT -5
Jessica backed out of the room and shut the door, turning and putting her back to it as she slumped in sudden exhaustion.
"What's all the noise in there?"
The Green Ranger looked up at Amanda, "J.T. and Jon... they're... bonding."
The Yellow Ranger blinked owlishly, "I thought they once swore they'd only bond over pain and suffering."
"They are... They're watching WWF..."
Through the door, an abnormally boistiorous Jon's voice could be heard, "Choke-slam 'im! Choke-slam the bitch!"
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 14, 2008 0:40:43 GMT -5
"I now know fear - the science-wonks at Sony have managed to fuse a laptop with a RoboSapian..."
"Too late, we've had one of those for a while; it's name is Alpha Four."
"Statement: Green Meatbag is too kind."
"Now if we could just get him to stop talking like HK-47..."
"...Me llamo Lopez, le pesado."
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 14, 2008 0:41:31 GMT -5
"Guten morgen, mein freunds!" J.T. said with unnatural cheer, "The day comes forth to challenge us and we shall answer soundly!"
"I don't freaking believe this," Ryan muttered, "That stuff's so strong it's almost illegal - I've seen it knock Trip on his ass - so how can he not only outdrink us all, but be awake and functional this morning?"
"He's J.T.," Jon said by way of explanation, "He's an American of German-Irish descent on one side and French-Cherokee on the other, put simply that means that as far as he's concerned we're all 'cheap dates'... well, except the Irish-Aussie."
"Morning all!" Jessica said with as much exuberance as her fiance as she walked into the room.
"See what I mean?"
"Did I die and go to hell or something? I worked with demons for a while - if this is hell, I should get privileges... I want privileges, dammit!"
(I should note that Ryan's line about privileges cracks me up every time I read it...)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 14, 2008 0:42:08 GMT -5
"So, how'd things go?"
The Black Ranger leveled his Blue teammate with a glare that promised death and worse, "We as a group have officially been banned-for-life from PetSmart."
Duncan walked into the store, laughing, "Hi, Poppa, Momma! Uncle J.T. took me to a buffet!"
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Post by BloodAngel on Oct 30, 2008 13:27:00 GMT -5
"I now know fear - the science-wonks at Sony have managed to fuse a laptop with a RoboSapian..." "Too late, we've had one of those for a while; it's name is Alpha Four." "Statement: Green Meatbag is too kind." "Now if we could just get him to stop talking like HK-47..." "...Me llamo Lopez, le pesado." Hee. He should get stuck on Lopez. |
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Oct 30, 2008 18:54:57 GMT -5
Yeah, but then you KNOW someone would spray-paint him brown as a joke...
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Post by BloodAngel on Oct 30, 2008 21:59:05 GMT -5
*hides spray paint can* Really? You think so?
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