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Post by Enigma! on Sept 27, 2006 13:34:26 GMT -5
(Duncan's Navy, too, so...)
[glow=navy,2,300]*Duncan steps in.* Lemme handle this, Schlemiel. *To the elves.* Link! Uncle El'dan! Do you not realize how much pain this is causing Uncle El'hir? He loves you both and doesn't want to see you fighting over him like this. I'm sure the three of you can think of something together, so kiss and make up right now![/glow]
But!
But...
[glow=navy,2,300]No buts! Now! *To VJ* See? You just have to be assertive. You can take it from here. *Leaves.*[/glow]
Is he gone?
Yes.
Good. *They go back to fighting.*
... Oy.
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Post by BloodAngel on Sept 27, 2006 13:37:16 GMT -5
I'm in pain? News to me.
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Post by Enigma! on Sept 27, 2006 13:43:58 GMT -5
I think he meant emotional pain.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 27, 2006 17:08:24 GMT -5
If I can ask a stupid question...
Since (technically) you're all three males... why didn't you just use condoms?
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Post by BloodAngel on Sept 28, 2006 11:24:16 GMT -5
Because, since we are males, the whole point of condoms is to prevent the transmition of STDs. Or STIs, whatever it is they're calling them these days. I wish they could make up their minds. Ah, well. At least it's not VD anymore.
Anyway, as Elves, El'dan and I cannot get illnesses, and therefore cannot transmit them. No point and repeated use of latex promotes an allergy to it.
As for the potentail for me getting pregnant... I've been sexually active for over a millinea and with people other than El'dan, and this has never happened before, so we thought it wasn't an issue.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 28, 2006 12:29:12 GMT -5
*Blinks and picks up the Weapon of Eternal Doom (Whiffle Bat! Yay!)...*
Hasn't anyone told you Vulcan-wannabes that it's better safe than sorry?
*Proceeds to hit Elohir over the head with the WoED.*
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Post by BloodAngel on Sept 28, 2006 12:31:57 GMT -5
I'll have you know that we were around long before Vulcans, even as fictional characters. And that didn't hurt.
There wasn't a reason to be sorry, so there wasn't a reason to be safe!
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 28, 2006 12:36:57 GMT -5
Nah, but this will...
*Swaps out the whiffle bat for a cast-iron skillet.*
"NOT THE MAMA!" (Anyone get the reference?)
*Hits Elohir again, this time with the skillet.*
Didn't you two learn ANYTHING from your cousins? And to specify, I mean Aragorn and Legolas!
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Post by BloodAngel on Sept 28, 2006 12:43:40 GMT -5
You're the foster brother, right?
 Yeah.
And you're the cousin, right?
Distantly.
And to answer your question, Why would I need to? They were each other's firsts, and onlys. Compared to them, Elladan and I are rabid sluts. I've been with more people than the population of Dalton, male and female, and so has Elladan! Before Linky here, THIS HAD NEVER EVEN BEEN RAISED AS A POSSIBLITY!
Should you really be arguing? Stress is bad.
Shut up Amanda.(Colder than Hiei's coldest voice) You do not want to piss me off today.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 28, 2006 12:51:06 GMT -5
*Chuckles.*
You know, Link was trying to be first and only to Zelda... And this NEVER would have happened had you and Elladan not constantly attempted to seduce him to your bed...
Murphy and Newton were good friends, since this is a Murphy's Law situation caused by one of Newton's Laws of Motion: "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction."
It's your and your brother's fault you're pregnant since you two initiated the proceedings, so I don't see why he's trying to kill Link (who didn't want to have sex with you two in the first place.)
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Post by BloodAngel on Sept 28, 2006 12:53:55 GMT -5
You know, you're a non-involved party now that you've got your Katana back. You're taking this way too seriously.
I'm tempted to dive in there and throw a couple of punches right now. (Hands Kumagoro to El'hir) Hold this. (Jumps into the Elf fight)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 28, 2006 12:58:04 GMT -5
*Shrugs*
MSTer/Commentator programming, I automatically analyze and comment on things.
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Post by BloodAngel on Sept 28, 2006 13:00:21 GMT -5
AMANDA!
Oh! Sorry, El'dan! (Plows into Link)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 28, 2006 13:02:20 GMT -5
Plowing into Link? What is he, a garden or field or something?
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Post by BloodAngel on Sept 28, 2006 13:04:35 GMT -5
Now you're really MSTing it.
Yay! I gave Link a bloody nose!
I'll give you one...
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Yeah.