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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 28, 2006 13:08:54 GMT -5
But of course I am...
Look at it this way, I haven't started any Jerry Lawler impressions yet.
And what are you gonna do, Link, give her yours?
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Post by Enigma! on Sept 28, 2006 15:12:27 GMT -5
*Link is confused as he is punched in the nose again by Amanda.*
I get sick with a migrane headache and this is what happens. Seriously, someone needs to put a leash on you Daltonians.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 28, 2006 16:34:24 GMT -5
Why? We just gnaw through them.
*Winces*
Oh, and that was NOT good for the elf! Amanda and Elladan are REALLY going at him... What! Not the puppies, not the puppies! Where the hell did Link find that folding metal chair!?
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 28, 2006 22:06:38 GMT -5
*Hits J.T. over the head with a Pink Ranger 'softball'*
No WWF, E, CW, or any other wrestling announcer impressions... and that includes baseball, football and racing announcers, before you even THINK about trying it.
Elohir? I found something on Girls-Only Blogthings that, well, you're not a girl, but you can take it.
"Are You Pregnant?" Blogthing
*Shakes her head and groans*
If you'll excuse me, I have to go hit my husband, he's singing something about "Kill the rabbit..."
I don't know if it's Looney Toons or that new song "Two Pink Lines" that's been on the radio, I don't want to know, and whichever it is, I'm still going to hit him...
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Post by BloodAngel on Oct 4, 2006 10:04:41 GMT -5
Just to show I don't take sides, (Rams her fist into El'dan's stomach) sorry, dear.
(Winded) It's okay.
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 4, 2006 11:48:49 GMT -5
Jessica forgot soccer.
*Kicks Eldan in the butt while he's hunched over from the blow to his stomach.
[glow=green,2,300]GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL![/glow]
And with that, it's time to end this. Link, come over here, kid, we need to talk...
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Post by BloodAngel on Oct 4, 2006 11:52:56 GMT -5
Yeah, you're not gonna like this.
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 4, 2006 12:00:29 GMT -5
Um. Link, buddy... This has all been one elaborate, and slightly out of control, practicall joke that the Twins had planned. El'hir isn't pregnant. They just wanted to see how you'd react.
I had forgotten about the whole thing untill a few weeks ago. I'm sorry about this.
*Link looks at the Twins in shock and anger.* And Zelda?
She's really preggers. No joke there. You have no idea how hard it is to find a pregnancy test that works on your kind, but we did...
*A long pause.* ... El'dan... El' hir... We are over. *Link leaves, silently crying.*
... He took that a lot better than I thought he would.
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Post by BloodAngel on Oct 4, 2006 12:03:33 GMT -5
Oh..............................
Shit.
LINKY! WE'RE SORRY! (Run after him)
I just fucked up a relationship, didn't I?
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 4, 2006 12:06:55 GMT -5
Yes, we did. Maybe he'll take them back...
I REFUSE TO SLEEP WITH PEOPLE WHO LIE TO ME!
... Shit.
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Post by BloodAngel on Oct 4, 2006 12:10:16 GMT -5
We're sorry!
I wanna fix this. What do I do?
I think Kurama's still got some of that dream flower pollen.
Hiei, you're a god! (Glomp)
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 4, 2006 12:13:50 GMT -5
I'd glomp you, too, Hiei, if I didn't fear getting hit by the Black Dragon. Now, where can we find Kurama?
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Post by BloodAngel on Oct 4, 2006 12:20:40 GMT -5
(Throws Amanda off) GET OFF OF ME! (Composes himself) Ahem. Kurama keeps a small stash of plants somewhere in this house.
I didn't know that.
Of course not, you Sayin fool. I'll look for them. (Goes off)
(Finally landing) HIEI! (Crash) NEVER INSULT VJ AGAIN! Ow... I'm in pain... waiting for appology from fiance... in pain...
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Post by Enigma! on Oct 4, 2006 12:28:34 GMT -5
*Helps Amanda up.* I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said anything! I'm sorry!
... I just hope Hiei finds that plant before the Twins catch up with Link. He's pulled out the Biggoron Sword.
The what, now?
The Biggoron sword, made by an extremely large member of the rock people called the Gorons, it's about as long as I am tall, and capable of peirce through any armor that isn't made of made of mythril. I fear for the Twins' lives...
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Post by BloodAngel on Oct 4, 2006 12:33:20 GMT -5
(Pulls away) No touchie.
(To the Twins) RUN THE OTHER DIRECTION! (To Daniel) You have no idea what you're appologizing about, do you?
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