[PRL] Ranger Mail

[J. T./Jessica]

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Subject: Add.; Re: Scenic Command Center Rules.

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Fifty-Six; This one's for the employees of Highway 2 - stop closing the store with 'Bugger Off' playing over the closed circuit system, it's offensive.

Da Zack Man
a.k.a. Your Boss.

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Subject: Bugger Off

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Aw, but it fits SO well!

J.T. Magnus
Black Literati Dragon Ranger
"So give it up, you bloody sots, you'll not be gettin' laid
And the sooner that you're out the door, the sooner we'll get paid!"

[J. T./Jessica]

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Subject: Add.; Re: Scenic Command Center Rules.

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Fifty-seven; Spiritzords are not go.

Fifty-eight; Spectrum is not red or green.

Fifty-nine; We do not need to practice 'Operation Coverup'

Sixty; Johnnie, you are not Captain Scarlet, you can be killed.
Sixty-A; And no, Jon, this does not mean you can prove it.

Sixty-One; You can't ask for Andrew or Anton to have you a Cloudbase built for your birthday, either.
Sixty-One B; Or Christmas.

Jessica.

[J. T./Jessica]

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Subject: Add.; Re: Scenic Command Center Rules.

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Sixty-Two; the relay point/emergency headquarters under the store is not 'The Pit'. (Johnnie...)
Sixty-Two B; or "Torchwood". (Daniel...)
Sixty-Two C; Or the 'Mines of Moria'. (Yolanda...)
Sixty-Two D; or the 'Rabbit Hole'. (Justin...)

Jessica.

[J. T./Jessica]

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Subject: Add.; Re: Scenic Command Center Rules.

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This one goes out to everyone, but especially to the pair of idiots more commonly known as my boyfriend and his eternal rival...

Sixty-Three; We don't have personal theme songs.
Sixty-Four; Because we don't have personal theme songs, they don't need to be played whenever one of us enters the store or shows up late for a battle.
Sixty-Four A; This includes playing AC/DC's 'Back in Black' whenever Tommy's around.

Jessica.

[J. T./Jessica]

From: [e-mail]
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Subject: New Rule.

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65. Alternate timestreams are not allowed to be used as fodder during arguments.

J.T. Magnus
Black Literati Dragon Ranger
"Oh, bloody hell..."

[J. T./Jessica]

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Subject: Add.; Re: Scenic Command Center Rules.

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Sixty-Two E; Or the 'SGC'. (J.T....)

Jessica.

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Subject: Add.; Re: Scenic Command Center Rules.

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Sixty-Six; We also don't have team theme songs.
Sixty-Six A; Except for the Dinos, and that's simply because Kira wrote it.
Sixty-Six B; Even if we CAN all agree on 'Sweet Child O' Mine".

Jessica.

[BloodAngel]

From: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: Re: Rule Sixty-Six B

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But... but it's Sweet Child O' Mine!

Amanda

[J. T./Jessica]

From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Subject: Come on, Love!

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You know how rarely Amanda and I actually agree on something.

Johnnie.

[J. T./Jessica]

From: [e-mail]
To: All
Subject: Rule Sixty-Seven

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My husband is not a 'Silly Rabbit'!

Amanda

[J. T./Jessica]

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From: DesertPhoenix
To: All
Subject: Rules

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Sixty-Eight; Shouting 'Mess Call' at the top of your lungs is not the right way to say the pizza's arrived.

Jessica.

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From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Subject: Aw...

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But tis such FUN!

J.T.

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From: [e-mail]
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Subject: Add.; Re: Scenic Command Center Rules.

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There will be no jokes, understand?
Sixty-Nine; When facing a millienia-old being that considers itself a god, 'Bite Me' is not the proper response to any questions. It just makes things painful.


Jessica.

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From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Subject: Sixty-Nine

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But their expressions are SO worth it.


J.T.

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From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]; [e-mail]
Subject: Bite Me.

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We can still do things like ask why they're wearing a dress, say their momma dresses them funny, and with the chicks ask where their pimps are, right?

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Subject: Add.; Re: Scenic Command Center Rules.

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Seventy; Amanda and J.T. are henceforth, forthwith and forevermore banned from singing 'Anything You Can Do'.

Jessica.

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From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]; [e-mail]; [e-mail]; [e-mail]; [e-mail]; [e-mail]; [e-mail]

Subject: Crash.

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Hey, guys (and ladies... and whatever Casey is...)... Jessica and I are going to be in the NYC in a couple weeks for her great-aunt's birthday (don't know what, but it's a big one)... Space is gonna be at a premium, so I was wondering if there was some room to spare at the Lair so we wouldn't get crammed into a brownstone sardine can. Hit me back, yo.

J.T. Magnus
Black Literati Dragon Ranger
"It could be worse... they could be ducks from another dimension."

[J. T./Jessica]

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Subject: Add.; Re: Scenic Command Center Rules.

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Seventy-One; Please stop using the Dino-babies to reenact scenes from any of the following;
Dinosaurs, 'The Land Before Time' movies, Beast Wars, or any scene from Firefly...

Jessica.

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From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Subject: And we shall call it... This Land.

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But Tyranno and Brachio enjoyed it...


J.T.