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[J. T./Jessica]

About as obvious as the fact that I'm a Tennessee fan.

BTW, Daniel, Amanda said something about her parents have a gun but are afraid to use it...

[Enigma!]

Afraid? *Devious smile here.*

Please tell Amanda that after repeated listening/reading of Stairway to Heaven, that I have found no references to LotR. Sorry.

[J. T./Jessica]

I'll tell her.

[Enigma!]

J.T., I don't mean to trouble you, but could you ask Amanda if she has a copy of Marty Casey and the Lovehammers' CD?

If she doesn't, tell her I'll buy it for her.

[J. T./Jessica]

"Yeeeees. I have it, believe me, I have it." -- Amanda

[J. T./Jessica]

Daniel, Amanda says that Ronin Warriors DVD set is on Amazon.com.

[J. T./Jessica]

BTW, she said to tell you that she loves you, she misses you, and she wants to kill the ones who are keeping you apart.

[Enigma!]

She wants to kill her parents and my bank? (Lack of funds = I can't travel to a safe meeting place.)

[J. T./Jessica]

Subject: Irish Luck - Remember to send it !,

I want this back. It DOES work.

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.

There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

"I want to repay you," said thenobleman. "You saved my son's life."

"No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

"Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.

"Yes," the farmer repliedproudly.

"I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.

What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?

Sir Winston Churchill.

Someone once said: What goes around comes around.

Work like you don't need the money.

Love like you've never beenhurt.

Dance like nobody's watching.

Sing like nobody's listening.

Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

It's National Friendship Week. Send this to

everyone you consider A FRIEND.

Pass this on, and brighten someone's day.

AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH: You had better send

this back!! Good Luck!

I hope it works...

May there always be work for your hands to do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

OK, this is what you have to do... Send this to all of your friends.

But - you HAVE to send this within 1 hour from when you open it!

Now.....Make A wish!! I hope you made your wish!

Now then, if you send to:

1 person --- your wish will be granted in 1 year

3 people --- 6 months

5 people --- 3 months

6 people --- 1 month

7 people --- 2 weeks

8 people --- 1 week

9 people --- 5 days

10 people --- 3 days

12 people --- 2 days

15 people --- 1 day

20 people --- 3 hours

If you delete this after you read it, you will have 1 year of bad luck!

But, if you send it to 2 of your friends, you will automatically have 3 years good luck

Wonder what you get for messageboarding it...

[Enigma!]

J.T., Kindly pass a message along to Amanda.

Ask her: "If I could buy you some Greyhound tickets to Chicago, on the day of your choice, would you accept them?"

Thank you.

[J. T./Jessica]

Daniel, check your email...

"This, I command!"

[Enigma!]

I read and responded. Now follow your own advice.

[J. T./Jessica]

WEIRD NEWS:
Jason David Frank (Tommy Oliver) has appeared in at least 217 episodes of Power Rangers.


GOOD NEWS:

Move over, Miss Croft...

SIT DOWN, Docters Jones (Jr. and Sr.)...

Hey, you two kids, Tyrone and Kirby, right? Go home to your parents!

Make room for the new adventurers on the block.... The 2007 PR series...

Power Ranger Relic Hunters!


BAD NEWS:

Did anyone know that Thuy Trang (Trini Kwan) died 9-3-2001? In a car accident, of all things...
(I know, I know, she was just the actress who played her, but it just seems so... strange when you think about it; Trini, the FIRST Yellow Ranger, spent a year fighting monsters from outer space, killed in a simple car accident like anyone else...

Doesn't seem right, you know? For a Ranger to go that way...)

[JP Gibb]

Also bad:

Machiko Soga, a.k.a. Rita Repulsa, died on Sunday.

[JP Gibb]

Just 'cause tomorrow is 6/6/06, and I found some funny stuff on the web, I give you:

Number of the Beast Variants

666.0000
Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666
Number of the Millibeast

(-666) ^ (1/2)
Imaginary number of the Beast

6.66 e3
Floating point Beast

$665.95
Retail price of the Beast

$699.25
Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95
Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66
Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66
Next week’s Walmart price of the Beast

666i
BMW of the Beast

DCLXVI
The Roman Numeral of the Beast

667
Neigbor of the Beast


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