Post by J. T./Jessica on Jul 25, 2008 15:10:51 GMT -5
"Raised By..."
Bruce Wayne (and Selina Kyle-Wayne...)
Aunt May
Dirty Harry
MacGyver ("...The 'Power the Dark Lord knows not' was a paper clip and duct tape?"
"Paper clip, duct tape and a swiss army knife, actually.")
the Clerks (specifically, 'Uncle' (cousin or something) Dante and 'Aunt' Becky)
Prof. Charles Xavier (I'm thinking of Harry with Scott's powers - it'd work... just think; when he gives Malfoy a death glare he can really give him a DEATH GLARE...)
Prof. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.
Lamont Cranston (or Kent Allard, depending on if I go radio/pulp or 94 Movie...) (Could be interesting if Filch or someone turned out to be one of the Shadow's agents...)
The Godfather.
Master Splinter (movie-verse, discounting "TMNT"/4, probably would be related to April or Casey...)
(Considering adding Karui and the Tenguken from the 03 cartoon... who needs the 'Sword of Gryffindor' when you've got the 'Goblin's Sword'?)
(I like the idea of Harry sitting on a compartment floor meditating on the Express and opening his eyes to see Trevor sitting on his arm before Hermione and Neville come looking for him)
The Third Hokage (probably with Anko being the 'babysitter'... I can just see it - book two, Draco uses Serpensortia and Harry puts his wand away and summons Manda with a Crocodile Dundee-eqse "You call that a snake? Kuchiyose no Jutsu! ...THIS is a snake. Malfoy, meet Manda - Manda, feel free to EAT Malfoy.")
("Manda again, Hiryu-san?" "Yeah, you realize that you're the only one he DOESN'T demand sacrifices from?" "What can I say? He likes me. I bet Roachi-teme still hasn't gotten over his signing of the contract being revoked...")
Major Geoffrey Boothroyd/Q (A twist on the different "raised by Bond" stories. "That wasn't very nice of you, Q-let." "Oh, be quiet or I'll stop helping you with those females you're obsessed with." "I don't NEED the help of a ten-year-old." "You say. Now, as Grandfather would say, 'Pay attention, 007.'")
Harry Potter (A twist on the Harry-comes-back-in-time and Harry-runs-away-and-lives-on-his-own fics, Harry comes back from the future and raises his younger self.)
Genma Saotome (would make that first Transfiguration class interesting...)
Col. Sherman Potter ("Horse Hockey! Albus Dumbledore, you are the biggest horse's patoot I've met in a hundred years, and that's INCLUDING Ferret-faced idiots from Illinois!")
the BPRD (movie-verse - I can just imagine Harry and the troll in book one; "Listen, Stinky, the name's Harry Broom - you might recognize the family - let's jus' step away from the lady and take this outside, wadda ya say? *gets smacked by the troll* Oh, ya REALLY shouldn't've done that...")
Tommy and Kim. (Harry - White Ranger, Hermione - Yellow Ranger, Neville - Red Ranger, Susan - Blue Ranger, Remus - Black Ranger)
the Force (lives at the Dursley's, but is Force-sensitive and being trained by the Force itself in the forms of Revan, Bastila, Yoda, Mace Windu, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Luke, and Mara Jade. Suffice to say, the Chosen One trained by the Chosen One will make a certain Dark Lord of Magic's life miserable...) ("Hermione... I find your lack of faith disturbing." 'Mm... Me quote for the win.')
Dr. Greg House (Resulting in one sarcastic and cynical Ravenclaw of a BWL...
The Undertaker (with appearances by other classic WWF names like the Sarge, Ted DiBiase, Yokozuna, Randy Savage, Jake the Snake, etc... maybe Stone Cold, The Rock and the Hardy Boys from the newer generation...)
Bruce Wayne (and Selina Kyle-Wayne...)
Aunt May
Dirty Harry
MacGyver ("...The 'Power the Dark Lord knows not' was a paper clip and duct tape?"
"Paper clip, duct tape and a swiss army knife, actually.")
the Clerks (specifically, 'Uncle' (cousin or something) Dante and 'Aunt' Becky)
Prof. Charles Xavier (I'm thinking of Harry with Scott's powers - it'd work... just think; when he gives Malfoy a death glare he can really give him a DEATH GLARE...)
Prof. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.
Lamont Cranston (or Kent Allard, depending on if I go radio/pulp or 94 Movie...) (Could be interesting if Filch or someone turned out to be one of the Shadow's agents...)
The Godfather.
Master Splinter (movie-verse, discounting "TMNT"/4, probably would be related to April or Casey...)
(Considering adding Karui and the Tenguken from the 03 cartoon... who needs the 'Sword of Gryffindor' when you've got the 'Goblin's Sword'?)
(I like the idea of Harry sitting on a compartment floor meditating on the Express and opening his eyes to see Trevor sitting on his arm before Hermione and Neville come looking for him)
The Third Hokage (probably with Anko being the 'babysitter'... I can just see it - book two, Draco uses Serpensortia and Harry puts his wand away and summons Manda with a Crocodile Dundee-eqse "You call that a snake? Kuchiyose no Jutsu! ...THIS is a snake. Malfoy, meet Manda - Manda, feel free to EAT Malfoy.")
("Manda again, Hiryu-san?" "Yeah, you realize that you're the only one he DOESN'T demand sacrifices from?" "What can I say? He likes me. I bet Roachi-teme still hasn't gotten over his signing of the contract being revoked...")
Major Geoffrey Boothroyd/Q (A twist on the different "raised by Bond" stories. "That wasn't very nice of you, Q-let." "Oh, be quiet or I'll stop helping you with those females you're obsessed with." "I don't NEED the help of a ten-year-old." "You say. Now, as Grandfather would say, 'Pay attention, 007.'")
Harry Potter (A twist on the Harry-comes-back-in-time and Harry-runs-away-and-lives-on-his-own fics, Harry comes back from the future and raises his younger self.)
Genma Saotome (would make that first Transfiguration class interesting...)
Col. Sherman Potter ("Horse Hockey! Albus Dumbledore, you are the biggest horse's patoot I've met in a hundred years, and that's INCLUDING Ferret-faced idiots from Illinois!")
the BPRD (movie-verse - I can just imagine Harry and the troll in book one; "Listen, Stinky, the name's Harry Broom - you might recognize the family - let's jus' step away from the lady and take this outside, wadda ya say? *gets smacked by the troll* Oh, ya REALLY shouldn't've done that...")
Tommy and Kim. (Harry - White Ranger, Hermione - Yellow Ranger, Neville - Red Ranger, Susan - Blue Ranger, Remus - Black Ranger)
the Force (lives at the Dursley's, but is Force-sensitive and being trained by the Force itself in the forms of Revan, Bastila, Yoda, Mace Windu, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Luke, and Mara Jade. Suffice to say, the Chosen One trained by the Chosen One will make a certain Dark Lord of Magic's life miserable...) ("Hermione... I find your lack of faith disturbing." 'Mm... Me quote for the win.')
Dr. Greg House (Resulting in one sarcastic and cynical Ravenclaw of a BWL...
The Undertaker (with appearances by other classic WWF names like the Sarge, Ted DiBiase, Yokozuna, Randy Savage, Jake the Snake, etc... maybe Stone Cold, The Rock and the Hardy Boys from the newer generation...)
