NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Part XXL)

[J. T./Jessica]

*Shrugs* I recently bought a Cybertron Optimus Prime because the character design still looks like Prime.

But the East Wal-Mart (Walnut Ave.) has Energon Megs and Cybertron Megs... a Jet with a robot mode that looks like SLAGGIN' Galvatron! and a DRAGSTER/JET triple-changer in BLACK AND ORANGE with CHEVRONS ON THE HEAD!

[BloodAngel]

Jessica, have you ever considered getting him tranquilizers on occasion?

[Enigma!]

Maybe they got Galvatron and Megatron mixed up for the first one. It wouldn't be the first time the wrong toy was put in the wrong packaging.

[BloodAngel]

Be honest, I wouldn't know.

[J. T./Jessica]

No, they had the right TOY, it's just the whole damn CHARACTER DESIGN WAS SCRAP!

[BloodAngel]

Seriously, Jessica, you might wanna tranq this boy.

[Enigma!]

... With elephant tranquilisers.

[BloodAngel]

No, if she uses those, I'd have to do it. Elephant ones might kill him.

[JP Gibb]

Commence drooling:

blog.park4u.com/user1/1930/archives/2005/24402.shtml

[Mortimus]

Ok, this I just had to share with the rest of you after I just finished reading it. A director doing a Mother Theresa biopic is considering casting the role to Paris Hilton. . . . .does anyone else think this is crap?! Mother Theresa was a saint, she helped lots of people during her lifetime and he's going to try to cast Paris $*%#ing Hilton?! Doesn't she have a porn video circulating around that she stars in?! In my opinion, that's just not right.

[JP Gibb]

As someone over at The Agony Booth put it:

SWEET NINJA JESUS ON A POGO STICK!

Though the pic would be better as a gif, that way you could see the eye-twitch...

[J. T./Jessica]

You know, back in 1986, in "The Dark Knight Returns", Frank Miller predicted something like this...

Well, what he used in DKR was a porn star doing a live action version of Snow White, but it's pretty close.

[Enigma!]

That is wrong on so many levels.

Not the least of which is the fact that PARIS CAN'T ACT.

[JP Gibb]

That last one makes this seem a little bit better:

Jessica Simpson better brush up on how to dismantle a bomb with the tools found around a lifeguard station. According to Brit tabloid The Sun, Simpson is being eyed as one of the female leads in the upcoming big screen adaptation of 1990's television staple Baywatch, the show that made it sexy for females to run, or should we say bounce, in slow motion down the beach.

No wait, no it doesn't.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[JP Gibb]

-- The talking car K.I.T.T. is heading to the big screen in an adaptation of the hit 1980s TV series "Knight Rider."

Series creator Glen A. Larson will write and executive produce the Weinstein Co. project, which he anticipates will begin production next year. The project had previously been in development at Sony-based Revolution Studios.

Let 80's camp rest, for the love of God!

Despite the darker tone, he said he would aim for a PG-13 rating because he doesn't want to exclude the series' core audience. The show ran on NBC from 1982-86.

Earth to Glen Larson! Your "core audience" is fast approaching it's collective mid-life crisis!!!! They can handle an "R" movie!

Also, why a big screen movie, instead of going the BSG route? The made-for-TV sequel/revival came out fifteen years ago, fer cryin' out loud! Start over on the small screen, please!

Other Larson TV series being developed as film adaptations include "Magnum, P.I." at Imagine Entertainment and "The Fall Guy" at Warner Bros. Pictures.

W.T.F. is wrong with Hollywood?!?!