You Might Be Literati If...

[J. T./Jessica]

I don't know, excluding that one I did while you and I were working at Movie Gallery (Which was mostly just an excuse to torture Tommy), it's been seven, eight years...

I don't know if I can still do them anymore...

[BloodAngel]

I'm not doing it alone, and I'm not risking Dan on it with his heart. I'm too paranoid about it as it is.

But if you think you've MST'd yourself out I get it. This is supposed to be the unMST'able one, after all.

[J. T./Jessica]

I don't know if 'MSTed out' is the phrase as much as I've gone through a lot of changes since I wrote those first MSTs. I wouldn't be able to use the same characters or charactizations that I did then; after all, there's a lot of difference between a Zeo-Jin married to a pacifist, an idiot who was involved with The Bitch, and who I now am.

That said, I've said it before and I'll say it again... "UnMSTable my aft!" The only person who can put together something that this assault specialist can't take apart is God Almighty, and as Priss would say, "God would have nothing to do with this".

*Cracks knuckles and neck*

[BloodAngel]

Well, yeah, so have I. And I really wouldn't be able to either, but that doesn't mean we're not still smart arses who take sadistic pleasure in tearing a fic to bits and cracking jokes like Hawkeye.

I just want to prove them wrong. Besides, can you imagine the lead-in? "Eight years later, two of the Second Wave join forces to tackle the most hated fic not belonging to Tank Cop or ...Whatever Turkey Butt is calling himself now in the whole of Tenchi fandom!"

...Or something, IDK.

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You're plotting the 'Fourth Wave' of MSTing...

Please excuse me while I sit in the shadows with my fingers steepled and plot...

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You can no longer watch the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy without quoting 'DM of the Rings'.

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You've ever wondered if opening a pocketwatch will turn you into a Time Lord.

[J. T./Jessica]

• • ...And actually tried it to see.
  
  
  
• ...You've developed a paranoia around statues, refusing to turn around, look away or blink in their presence.
  (Not only that, at one point recently I turned around and saw a statue I didn't remember being there before... jumped and screamed.)

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You ever actually have looked at something and thought 'This could be more sonic'.

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...If your response to someone annoying you is "Ex-TER-minate, ex-TER-minate, EX-TER-MINATE!"

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You've ever said with a straight face to someone, "My Type-40 is stuck on 'blue box' settings".

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...If you've ever asked with a straight face if anyone knows anywhere around that sells Jelly Babies.

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...While trying to find Roald Dahl Plass on a map of Cardiff, you see Splott and immediately hear Ianto's voice saying "Estate agents pronounce it 'Splow'."

Interesting side note; The National Assembly building is less than a block away from the Plass.

Further interesting side note; The building Jack often stands on with the roof that looks like brass tiles (The one he and Gwen are on top of at the end of the first episode) is the building for the Art Council of Wales, right on the Plass.

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...You've ever told a dog to give its soul to Anubis the Jackal God because its ass belongs to you.

Hey, it ran off, didn't it?

I'm sure it was just trying to decide if you were contagious or not.

[J. T./Jessica]

• ...If someone says "The sun is shining" and you answer in complete seriousness "But the ice is slippery".