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Post by Enigma! on Jun 13, 2007 22:54:04 GMT -5
24. Public Transportation will be provided in all cities with a population of 50,000 or more and their surrounding suburbs.
25. All such public transportation shall be free to the public, except during rush hour.
26. All public transportation will be safe, clean and timely, and all bus and train operators will be friendly and helpful AT ALL TIMES.
27. All public transportation systems will receive AT LEAST 60% of its funding from the state in which it operates.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 5, 2007 12:00:03 GMT -5
28. Gas Prices will be capped at a maximum of $2.50/Gal. (Unleaded) Anyone found charging more than than this will be doused with their own gasoline and set aflame.
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Post by Enigma! on Aug 7, 2007 11:11:17 GMT -5
29. A cure for the following diseases will be found within the first ten years of my tenure as ruler of the world:
HIV/AIDS
Tuberculosis
Hepatitis A/B/C
Skin/Lung/Brain/Breast/Testicular Cancer
The common cold
30. Any countries/companies unwilling to aid in the elimination of at least one of the above diseases will be disbanded.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 7, 2007 13:48:43 GMT -5
31. Upon liquidation of disbanded companies/countries assets, the resulting currency will be used to fund research for the cures.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 4, 2007 12:32:33 GMT -5
32. Any fanfic writer found to be using Evanesence's "Bring Me To Life" in a songfic will be banned from computer usage for a period of no-less-than fifteen months.
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Post by JP Gibb on Nov 4, 2007 13:45:43 GMT -5
33. All countries will immediately and permanently change their primary language to English. All address will be reformatted to match the USPS system. Everyone will be given an English name. There will be no exceptions!
(I swear to God, if I have to write up one more draft to someone in India, I will not be responsible for the consequences...)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 4, 2007 14:44:09 GMT -5
(I propose three exceptions; Japan, Ireland and Germany.)
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Post by Enigma! on Nov 27, 2007 17:45:49 GMT -5
34: The legal age to drink will be determined on a case-by-case basis. Factors for the ruling will include:
height
weight
occupation
stress levels
quality of alcohol consumed...
(While I'm on the subjuect)
35. The Royal beer of my new empire is Guiness, which must be consumed by all legal citizens of planet Earth upon the 17th hour in their time zone. Any beer produced of lesser quality than Guiness will be destroyed.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 28, 2007 7:39:22 GMT -5
36. Anyone who commits homicide on the grounds that their "internet connection wasn't working right" shall be exonerated.
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Post by Enigma! on Dec 11, 2007 23:15:22 GMT -5
37. Any occupation that doesn't require a college degree will hire all who apply immediately. (Unless they have a major criminal record.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 11, 2007 23:39:42 GMT -5
38. After announcing a video game, manufacturers will have one year in which to show definative progress and two years to have the final product ready.
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Post by BloodAngel on Dec 13, 2007 18:11:44 GMT -5
39. It shall be illegal to post 13x6x5 fics. You may still write them, advertise them on mailing lists, speak of them in chats and IM, but you may not post them. Anyone found doing so will be forced to listen to Celine Dion on repeat for a duration of no shorter than a day and no longer than a month, followed immeditly by Carrie Underwood on repeat for a duration of no shorter than a month and no longer than six months.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 13, 2007 18:18:25 GMT -5
...13x6x5? That's Treize-Zechs-Wufei, right?
A month's too short for 'em.
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Post by BloodAngel on Dec 13, 2007 18:55:42 GMT -5
Indeed, it is too short a time, but I am a civilized person. If I really wanted to make them suffer, I'd throw Carrie Underwood in tha...
*Off to edit!*
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 13, 2007 20:14:33 GMT -5
Not everyone dislikes Carrie Underwood, Amanda.
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