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Post by J. T./Jessica on Feb 24, 2012 23:53:05 GMT -5
75. Continuing in that vein and proving that, failing the entire world, conquering solely the game industry will be a viable substitute...
'Suicidal Protectees' will be banned from games. I classify them as 'Stupid Shit' and everyone knows how much I despise Stupid Shit. Seriously, what else would you call someone - armed solely with a handgun - whose job is to hack into a computer system while you protect them running full speed at minigun turrets, snipers, jeep mounted machine guns, oh, yes, and rocket launchers too like they think they're immortal?
All on one mission, for the record. I get so friggin' tired of failing/losing/dying for things that I have no control over.
Protectees deciding that it's time to emulate Wyatt Earp and fail.
'Ally' you're forced to work with for the mission stays in a car that's about to explode and fail.
Game refuses to conform to its own rules and fail...
oh, yes, I'd probably rule the universe with a softer hand than I would the video game industry...
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 10, 2013 8:10:32 GMT -5
76. I will found a special museum to display home-built terrain pieces.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 20, 2013 18:07:10 GMT -5
77. Anyone who posts a review of a fanfic that consists solely of 'Update', 'Update please', 'Update soon', or any other derivative will be summarily forced to serve as beta readers for a period of no less than one year. ...Make those turds start to understand what actually goes into writing a fanfic... (For the authors' sake, however, a beta-beta reader will also be secretly provided.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 29, 2015 3:30:33 GMT -5
78. Auto-playing video ads will be banned and any company or website designer found using them will be forced to pay reparations to a special fund for disabled veterans... or be forced to use only dial-up internet connections for a period of not-less than one year...
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 10, 2015 22:13:58 GMT -5
79. Anyone who takes a perfectly functional program, website, gaming console, etc. and turns it into an unusable broken piece of junk because they just had to upgrade it even when it worked fine as it was will be cursed to forever toil in the pits of despair.
If no pits of despair are available, other suitable punishments will be found...
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