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Post by BloodAngel on Dec 13, 2007 20:15:59 GMT -5
It's more those sharp notes in "Jesus Take the Wheel" I'm using there.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 13, 2007 20:19:02 GMT -5
Oh, go right ahead, then.
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Post by BloodAngel on Dec 13, 2007 20:23:14 GMT -5
Even better: It's Pocky Approved.
Me (7:43:32 PM): You know, I've decided that if I ever manage to rule the world I shall make the posting of 13x6x5 fics illegal.
Pocky (7:44:28 PM): Ew
Me (7:44:55 PM): I'm tried of seeing 13x6, getting excited, and seeing that x5 tacked on the end.
Me (7:46:51 PM): And should someone post a 13x6x5 under my rule, they shall be forced to listen to Celine Dion on repeat for a duration of no shorter than a day and no longer than a month, followed immeditly by Carrie Underwood on repeat for a duration of no shorter than a month and long longer than six months.
Pocky (7:48:03 PM): XD
Me (7:48:10 PM): I'm serious.
Pocky (7:49:33 PM): It's awesome
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 13, 2007 20:37:39 GMT -5
What about 13x6x9? Or 13xUnex6? ...or 13x6x9xUne?
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Post by BloodAngel on Dec 13, 2007 20:49:19 GMT -5
*hisses* DO NOT WANT.
And Une is usually U or 11.
It's 13x6 and that's all there is to it!
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Dec 13, 2007 20:59:37 GMT -5
Great, now I'M having ideas...
IDEA:
"Zechs discovers that Noin and Une are a couple and turns to Treize for comfort. Warnings - Slash 13x6, fem-Slash 11x9."
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Post by BloodAngel on Dec 13, 2007 21:19:08 GMT -5
That would work if Zechs wasn't super oblivious to romance of any sort. Seriously, the man's an idiot when it comes to that. I think he views Noin as a Relena substitute, not a girlfriend.
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Post by Enigma! on Dec 14, 2007 0:00:04 GMT -5
... And the thread has been thrown completely off track.
40. All Hot Topic stores shall have one black employee.
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Post by BloodAngel on Dec 14, 2007 0:07:07 GMT -5
Since when did we care about being on topic in this place?
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Post by Enigma! on Dec 14, 2007 0:07:55 GMT -5
Never. ^^
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Apr 5, 2008 21:29:00 GMT -5
41. All celebrties will, excluding actual news relating to new projects, be limited to one incident being in the news every six months.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 6, 2008 15:56:33 GMT -5
42. Before being permitted to write lemons, all fanfic authors must take courses in Biology and Anatomy.
(I, for one, am tired of the "Titanium Hymen", the "Bottomless Vagina" and the "One-Shot Knock-Up" that pervade fanfiction today...
While fully possible, and not-uncommon, if impregnation the first time happened as often as portrayed in fanfics, the world population would be FAR higher and infertility clinics wouldn't exist - and let's not get into the hymen, okay? It can be broken by falling off a bicycle, people, it doesn't take a jackhammer to penetrate.)
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Post by BloodAngel on Jun 6, 2008 18:20:43 GMT -5
(...and let's not get into the hymen, okay? It can be broken by falling off a bicycle, people, it doesn't take a jackhammer to penetrate.) Actually, for some women it does. Several women have to be surgicaly deflowered before they can have sex. It's not common, but often enough for them to have a procedure for it. |
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jun 6, 2008 18:45:23 GMT -5
I know, I'm just talking about the way it's (badly) portrayed in lemons.
Seriously, didn't these people take sixth grade science?
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 8, 2008 22:13:22 GMT -5
43. Fanfiction will be a course for the basic Literature, English, Writing, etc. tree of classes. The first lessons in Fanfiction as a class will be "Source Material Appreciation" and "Research Before Writing".
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