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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 24, 2008 21:48:11 GMT -5
44. Cutting in front of people while driving shall be an offense punishable by whatever the victim deems appropriate, up to and including death.
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Post by Enigma! on Sept 3, 2008 22:36:02 GMT -5
45. If a car is parked at a bus stop, all bus operators making that stop may wreck the offending car in any manner they wish. The bus operators will not be held responsible for the payment of damages.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 4, 2008 0:48:15 GMT -5
46. If you are paying attention to one wreck and in doing so cause another, your life shall be forfeit and all your assests - liquid and otherwise - shall go to the victim in reperation for vehicle repair or replacement (including paying it off if money is still owed on it), medical bills, pain, suffering and wasting their time, and anything left over is theirs to do with as they please - TAX-FREE.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Sept 19, 2008 16:43:48 GMT -5
47. No customer may be asked if they need help MORE THAN TWICE in one store visit!
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Post by Enigma! on Nov 15, 2008 23:55:13 GMT -5
48. Gay marriage shall be made legal in all countries. All governments/religions/companies/ misc. institutions must acknowledge and accept all married couples and grant them all the rights and privileges that come with their union...
49. ... Unless you are a Catholic priest or closeted Republican. In which case you shall be denied your right to wed, castrated and forced to run wedding chapels in Las Vegas.
50. If you are a gay couple looking to be wed be one of the eunuchs in Vegas, the cost of a wedding will be $25 and will include complimentary wedding bands.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Nov 30, 2008 22:25:06 GMT -5
*Eyebrow twitches*
51. Anyone that refers to Anime as 'cartoons' and Cartoons as 'anime' shall be tied to a chair and forced to listen to rabid fanboys (and fangirls too) argue over OTPs for five hours.
(Seriously, people, there are DISTINCT differences between the two... not the least of which is that Anime comes from Japan!
Eye shape, color and size, hair colors and styles, gestures and images, it's not that hard - there's only two CARTOONS that have been done in an anime-STYLE in the past ten years; Teen Titans and SRMTHF-Go - if it was made in America, in the eighties, IT'S NOT ANIME!)
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Post by BloodAngel on Nov 30, 2008 23:59:50 GMT -5
As much as I loathe it... Avatar the Last Airbender is on the list of cartoons done in the anime style in the past ten years.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Jan 2, 2009 22:46:35 GMT -5
52. All drive-thru speaker boxes will be maintained as state-of-the-art under government funding, drive-thru employees will be trained to listen carefully and to enunciate (IN ENGLISH)...
There will be no excuse for mishearing "Two McDoubles, no ketchup" as "Large Fries" (How the Pit do you get "Large Fries" from that, anyway, for the love of Goodwin?)
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Post by Enigma! on Jan 8, 2009 19:24:13 GMT -5
53. If an underage citizen commits a felony, the child will do adult federal time, and his or her parents will likewise be arrested for negligence. (Because the kid wouldn't be committing crimes if his folks paid more attention to what he was doing.)
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 29, 2009 18:51:04 GMT -5
53. ...Blatant Stupidity shall be made a crime.
(I'm not talking about 'Doh! Locked my keys in the car' stupidity... I'm talking about stupidity that would make Bill Engvall go "Here's your sign!"...)
...Yeah, no more "Too bad being stupid's not a crime".
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Aug 14, 2009 13:35:18 GMT -5
54. Online games that consist primarily of level-grinding shall be banned.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 13, 2010 20:41:58 GMT -5
55. All eateries shall have free public Wi-Fi whether they're a fast food joint or a five-star resturant.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Mar 17, 2010 22:10:49 GMT -5
56. Law Enforcement shall be made to understand that 'In Custody' (whether criminal or protective) means that they go NOWHERE without escort - not out to get the mail, not for a walk, not to the bathroom.
(Seriously - and blame Jackson's 'Shaft' for this - what kind of moron lets a witness or potential victim wander off unsupervised, huh? Something ALWAYS happens when they do that...)
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Post by BloodAngel on Mar 19, 2010 17:58:20 GMT -5
57) All electronics bought online are to be sent out in such a time that the orderer receives them the very next day, and are to always be sent via UPS or FedEx. NEVER via the US Postal Service.
And never should they charge extra. EVER.
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Post by J. T./Jessica on Apr 28, 2010 21:03:21 GMT -5
59. At least one programmer for any fighting game MUST be a trained martial artist, second level belt or higher in their chosen school. (Why? To eliminate bullshit like ridiculous amounts of time the player's character ends up sprawled on the ground, unrealistic crap like the computer being able to chain special attacks when the player isn't permitted to, and no friggin' 'throw combos' where the CPU can just keep grabbing and throwing the player.)
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